The Mastercard wedding. You gotta love this guy. A true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. A huge wedding:300 Guests. After the Wedding:A lavish reception. The groom takes the stage,microphone in hand. He says to the crowd:"I want to thank everyone for coming the many long distances to support them at their wedding."
"He especially wanted to thank his brides' family and his new father-in law for such a lavish wedding."
As a token of his deep appreciation he wanted to give everyone a "special gift" just from him. So taped at the bottom of everyone's chair including the wedding party was an envelope. He stressed that the gift was for everyone and that they should all open their envelope.
Inside: An 8x10' GLOSSY of his bride having SEX with his best friend(also his best man).
Turns out the groom had gotten suspicious of the two weeks earlier and had them tailed by a private dick he had hired. After just standing there,just watching the guests' reaction for a couple of minutes,he turned to his best man and dropped the F-Bomb on him. Then he turned to his bride and gave her an F@#* you too. Then he turned back to the dumb founded crowd and said:"I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled 1st thing the next morning.
While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade as if NOTHING was WRONG:~)
His REVENGE: Making the bride's parents pay $32,000 for a 300+ guest wedding reception & best of all TRASHING the bride's and his best man's reputation in front of 300+ friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of Church Bells!
Here's the Mastercard "Priceless" commercial you get from this:
Elegant wedding reception 300 Family menbers and friends:$32,000
Wedding Photographs commemorating the occassion:$3,000
Deluxe 2week Honeymoon accommodations in Maui:$8,500
The LOOK on everyone's face when they saw the 8x10 GLOSSY of the bride humping the best man:"PRICELESS"...........................
There are somethings in life that money can't buy for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches. It's more like a jar of jalepenos. What you do today might burn your ass LATER! And I say go GROOM;~) Sounds like my kinda guy!
