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what are you worth in bed?

silverwhisper posted on Mar 07, 2008 | views: 1418 | Tags: quizzes, sex, quiz, rich
a friend of mine posted a quiz elsewhere that i thought was kinda funny so i figured i’d share it: how much are you worth/hour as a sex worker.

me, i came in at $1,163/hour.

now, i’ll state up front that i think this quiz is goofy: it weights factors that i think are dependent upon stereotypes (e.g., amount of ink you’ve got), but what the heck, it's just an online quiz. :>

ed

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  • evil_twin said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Hmm...I'm worth $1,132/hr. I think I'm in the wrong business because that's not bad for an hours worth of work! :-P

    -evil_twin LA
  • wombat said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Well, that stunk!  Ha....I got a sorry-----only $903 an hour.  Can I take it again and lie?   Ha.........
  • Actorguy said on Mar 07, 2008....
    I'm worth $1102/hr, but heck, I'm willing to work a LOT cheaper than that!
  • Siren said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Laughing....

    I came in at $1,071 an hour.

    Well, that certainly pays more than my current job! 
  • CreativeWoman said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Well, I'm apparently worth $1,010/hr.   :-) 

    Fun quiz, Ed.

    CW
  • beyondtheveil said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Ed- About a nickel  ($206.91)
  • angel_of_the_sickroom said on Mar 07, 2008....

    $207.02186873518 - mine. hmmm....

  • Twylarants said on Mar 07, 2008....
    $1025./hr?  Really?  I always thought I'd have to offer an incentive if I decided to become a hooker, like give Green Stamps, or do what banks used to do, give away toasters or a calendar.

  • silverwhisper said on Mar 07, 2008....
    kyle: yeah, i'm wondering how high school guidance counselors across the nation could be so stupid for not mentioning this as an option! :D

    wombat: ah, it's just an online quiz! :>

    actorguy: bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    siren: well, how many jobs does it not pay more than, you know?! :>

    CW: yeah, i thought it was fun, too; glad you enjoyed it. :>

    beyond: dang, i'm fairly certain mrs beyond would disagree most strenuously!

    angel/sickroom: hi, welcome to my blog and thanks for visiting! could you do me a favor and just use regular sized and weighted (non-bolded) fonts? they give the impression of yelling.

    twyla: bah, you got a wicked sense of humor--sass goes a long way in the boudoir, i've always figured. :>

    ed
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Mar 07, 2008....
    What the hell? I'm apparently worth $1,178/hr. in bed.

    I knew I was underpaid for the whole stay-at-home-mom thing, but damn! :-D Bed is where it's at!

    ~Infernal
  • Eilan said on Mar 07, 2008....
    $1,132 an hour.  My husband says we need to get me some clients!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Mar 07, 2008....
    $979/Hour?!!!  It must have been the snoring.  Hmmmmm, can't a snoring girl get a little love?
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 07, 2008....
    infernal: o, very nice! :D

    eilan: well, you know, considering he's not a "real man"... :D

    u-i: bah, must be post-wedding jitters or something!

    ed
  • Zayda said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Like Infernal, I'm worth $1,178/hr.
  • nytquill17 said on Mar 07, 2008....
    $1,086.  I don't think I'll tell my husband, he'll get all nervous :p
  • tizzygirl said on Mar 07, 2008....
    holy crap I'm worth $1,178.00 an hour!  I did not expect this....I guess I need to go find my street corner because damn....I could live with that kind of money!  
  • GrapeKoolaid said on Mar 07, 2008....
    $918/hr...  However, did I mention that mine is a non for profit organ-ization?  :D
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 07, 2008....
    super z: well, duh--of course you're up on the chart! :>

    nyt: meh, make him nervous, i say! :D

    TG: hey, couldn't we all, though?! :>

    grape: heh...if that organ-ization is non-profit, shouldn't the rate be 0? :>

    ed
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Seriously! I could work 2-3 hours/month and pay all of our bills. :-D My DH wouldn't be surprised, really, but he might drop me off at the nearest street corner...;-)

    ~Infernal
  • GrapeKoolaid said on Mar 07, 2008....
    LOL Yup, I give it away for free!  :D  Any takers? 

    [crickets chirping]

    Oh....  :(

    [Kicks can down the street]
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 07, 2008....
    infernal: bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    grape: now now, you gotta give the ladies a little while to respond, man!

    ed
  • Twylarants said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Oh god, this is too funny! I still can't stop laughing at Zayda's aristocratic titles, and now this!
    Has anyone tried to tell someone in real life some of the funny stuff posted on here?
    Not someone who knows about Soulcast... I mean someone in work, for instance, or a neighbor?
    I have, but they just look at me like I'm nuts.
    I just thought how funny an escort service employing aristocrats would be....$1100 for one hour with Her Very Ladyship Apocalyptic of Praze Peevish.

    Wombie~ no you cannot take the test again and lie!  We women never tell lies in the bedroom.
    Oh...wait a minute........never mind.

  • silverwhisper said on Mar 07, 2008....
    twyla: i know exactly what you mean--people just kinda look at you funny, don't they? and yeah, the titles thing was hysterical, wasn't it? :D

    ed
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Twy, nobody would use my services if I used my title! While "apocalyptic" could be a lot of fun, somehow "withering" doesn't go over too well with the guys. [shrug] :-D I guess I'll hang out on the sidelines with Grape.

    ~Infernal
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 07, 2008....
    hey, maybe the quiz took into account my skills with "deep throcking"! :D

    ed
  • JoyousLoving said on Mar 07, 2008....
    I'm worth $1,148 an hour.  Can I put this on my resume?
  • Twylarants said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Ed~ I know! I tell people these things and I'm laughing so hard I'm snorting, and they just don't get it.  I guess it's a case of "you had to be there"...or here.  Hah...deep throcking! See? That's so funny!

    Ferny~can I hang out with you and Grape? My title said I was a weary something or other. Who wants to pay $1000 for an hour with someone who's just gonna fall asleep anyway?  Guess I won't quit my day job.


  • Alyss said on Mar 07, 2008....
    I really can't imagine why but it costs me at $1,270/hr.
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 07, 2008....
    JL: hey, nice to see you again! and yeah, i think you definitely should! :D

    twyla: this comes up now & again at another of my online haunts a lot and i gotta say, how the heck could you explain it? :>

    alyss: o, that doesn't surprise me in the least. :>

    ed
  • starlightstarbright said on Mar 07, 2008....
    OMG.  This is pretty scary.  Apparently, I am worth $207.506302!  Huh.  Never thought I was worth that much.  My husband will be shocked to hear this one!   
  • Fallen_from_Grace said on Mar 07, 2008....
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    At $1,178 an hour...maybe I'm in the wrong profession :)

    LOL - Any Takers?
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 07, 2008....
    starlight: bah, i suspect he'll think you were cheated on the results! :> good to see you again, btw, it's been a little while. :>

    fallen from grace: hi, welcome to my blog and thank you for visiting! :> that's an extraordinary result--i'm quite sure that there'll be takers! :D

    ed
  • starlightstarbright said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Thanks, silver.  It feels good to be back.  Oh, and  by the way, I got a job!  My book is coming out soon, and things are looking up again.
     
    Shannon
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 07, 2008....
    that's freaking awesome--congratulations on both counts! :D

    [does happy dance]

    ed
  • pickersplock said on Mar 07, 2008....
    I'm worth $1,117.00 an hour.....................where do i sign up?
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 07, 2008....
    quick--someone tell d6! :D

    ed
  • Fallyn said on Mar 07, 2008....
    1,148.

    hmmm.
  • MissMimi said on Mar 07, 2008....
    $1,193/hr.  I thought they'd put me on the clearance rack.
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 07, 2008....
    fallyn: heh...just make sure your ex doesn't find out!

    mimi: bah, i coulda told you you'd score high. :p

    ed
  • _Candy_ said on Mar 07, 2008....
    this was fun... $1,132/hr...
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 07, 2008....
    hello, candy, welcome to my blog and thanks for visiting! :> i'm glad you enjoyed it, i thought it was fun too. :>

    ed
  • pickersplock said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Ha, I'd charge him extra just to watch!
  • Fallyn said on Mar 07, 2008....
    ed...*laughing* ......he already knows. :P ....it's one of the only reasons he ever spent time with me. :P stupid jerk.
  • gingersoul said on Mar 07, 2008....

    Ed......i come up with this....

    Congratulations, you're worth MORE in bed than the average ($208.25695557357) person taking this quiz.

    Don't ask me how......LOL....but for the rigth guy i will be completely no cost.....:-D.

  • Zayda said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Ginger: To bet the $ per hour you need to look at the bed image on the left side of the screen.
  • gingersoul said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Zayda......oh, but i was just fine with that....The line was great for a punch line...pure fun......:-)
  • Mr_Box said on Mar 07, 2008....
    It appears that I am worth $1,086 an hour. I could live with that. And it's a job I love to do for free.
  • Madd-Shame said on Mar 07, 2008....

    Hoorey!!!

    A whooping $857/hr. Anyone want some? Buy one get one free!

    50% discount...

    80% off?...

    95%?

    Okay. You all dragged it out of me. FREE!

    .....

    Okay I will pay!

    Funny quiz Silver

  • Twylarants said on Mar 07, 2008....
    Madd-Shame~ here's some S&H green Stamps to hand out. I have plenty, don't worry.
  • pickersplock said on Mar 07, 2008....
    How many do you need before you can trade them in for a lamp and sofa?
  • Twylarants said on Mar 07, 2008....
    3.  
  • Twylarants said on Mar 07, 2008....
    I must be tired...that was the best I could come up with, and just as the edit comment countdown reached 1 second, I thought "damn! I should have said 5!". 
  • rmuxagirl said on Mar 07, 2008....
    979 maybe mine was the cancer that did it...disease free lets see if i can get higher
  • rmuxagirl said on Mar 07, 2008....
    ook redid the test and I am now worth 1148 so haha it was the disease thing LOL...and no i am NOT diseased
  • DaddysLittleSlut said on Mar 07, 2008....
    $1,178?  That would have to be negotiated with Master anyway
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  • lfbno7 said on Mar 07, 2008....
    $9.95 on sale this week only
  • tbs230 said on Mar 07, 2008....
    $1,071

    hmmm, well...made I could use a second job???
  • Mr.Stupid said on Mar 07, 2008....
    $826 per hour. I guess at that rate I could make about $75 a day, so I think I am going to keep my job. It is a tempting offer though.
  • purposeful said on Mar 07, 2008....
    I didn't do very well, but it was fun.
  • TinSoldier said on Mar 08, 2008....
    I dunno. How much can YM pay?
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 08, 2008....
    pickers: oo, i like the way you think! :D

    fallyn: i think i've said enough ill about your ex that i think i'm covered for a while, wouldn't you say? :>

    GS: well, of course you're worth more than the average--i think we all knew that. :>

    mr box: so you did tell mrs box that, right? :D

    madd shame: bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! glad you had fun with it! :>

    twyla: holy crap, i'd completely forgotten about S&H stamps!

    r: see, that second result was a lot more inline with what i was expecting! :>

    DLslut: hey, good to see you! and yes, it would definitely have to be negotiated!

    tbs: with rates like that, it wouldn't take too many hours up!

    mr. stupid: OK, i'm really not following your math here, man...?

    purposeful: welcome to my blog and thank you for visiting! and yeah, i thought it was just some harmless fun. :>

    TS: gorram it, where's that rep button when you need it?!

    ed
  • RollingC said on Mar 08, 2008....
    Marking for later.... :^)
    Rc
  • moonriver said on Mar 08, 2008....
    ed -- i think mr. s meant to say that he can only commit about 5 and a half minutes per day. i did the math ;-)

  • silverwhisper said on Mar 10, 2008....
    rollingc: take your time, man. :>

    moon: bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    ed
  • Fallyn said on Mar 11, 2008....
    ed, totally and completely.

  • silverwhisper said on Mar 12, 2008....
    :>
  • RollingC said on Mar 12, 2008....
    Hey...only $933 ? How come so little...errr....wait a minute.  If this is on a nightly basis I'll take it.   I'll even give discounts.   :^)  Rc
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 12, 2008....
    $933? are you sure you wanna give discounts at all?! :D

    ed
  • pickersplock said on Mar 12, 2008....
    You know, after finding out, that one can make up to $5,500.00 an hour at the Emperor's Club; I'm slightly insulted.
  • RollingC said on Mar 12, 2008....
    Volume, volume, volume....I'll settle for that {for now anyway  : ^P }
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 13, 2008....
    pickers: apparently, the people at the emperor's club have already taken this!

    rollingc: :D

    ed
  • 420Chick said on Mar 16, 2008....
    My husband was worth 1,079 and I am worth 903 looks like I made out there!!!!
  • TinSoldier said on Mar 16, 2008....
    I'm sure that I'm not worth $4,300 though.

    :D
  • silverwhisper said on Mar 16, 2008....
    420chick: hi, welcome to my blog and thanks for visiting! heh...i should ask my wife to check out her score... :D

    TS: well, perhaps not--but then again, i suspect that if we asked mrs. TS she might feel differently... :D

    ed
  • BDSMrose said on Apr 20, 2008....

    I came in at 1,117

     

  • silverwhisper said on Apr 21, 2008....
    nicely done, rose! :>

    ed
  • BDSMrose said on Apr 21, 2008....
    Nothing I didn't know ;-)
  • silverwhisper said on Apr 21, 2008....
    well, given the nature of your interests, i think it's fair to say that you're probably more in tune what what someone else expects than the norm... :>

    ed
  • BDSMrose said on Apr 21, 2008....

    I do what I can.

    Rose

  • silverwhisper said on Apr 21, 2008....
    of that i have no doubt. :>

    ed
  • LoriaAmnekia said on Apr 26, 2008....
    Apparently, I'm worth $1040 in bed.  That's funny.  A silly quiz.  But it did make me smile, and since I've been having a bad day, that's great.  Thanks, Silver!
  • silverwhisper said on Apr 28, 2008....
    you're welcome, loria! i'm glad it made you smile. :>

    ed
  • one_wired_kitty said on Nov 23, 2008....
    WOOOO .... $995 ... lol
  • Twylarants said on Nov 23, 2008....
    Kitty, hi! It's your hellmate, Twyla.  I'm glad you commented on this old post, it cracked me up reading it again.  Wow, I miss Ed, he used to come up with the funniest quizzes.  Oh well...might as well go back to hell, huh? See you there!
  • one_wired_kitty said on Nov 23, 2008....
    Wait for me .... !!! I wanna stop by McDonalds 1st and grab some food ...
  • Twylarants said on Nov 23, 2008....
    Ok, Sweetie. Hey, pick me up some fries and one of those chocolate shake things, ok?  LOL!
  • one_wired_kitty said on Nov 23, 2008....
    Okay. We have 5 double cheeseburgers for $5 after 5 pm ... want me to pick it up?
  • Twylarants said on Nov 23, 2008....
    Cheeseburgers??  Oh yeah!!
  • one_wired_kitty said on Nov 23, 2008....
    Awwww YEAH, boi. :p

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