I regularly watch the non-reality shows American Idol, Survivor, Big Brother, and Apprentice, martial arts shows of the UFC, Pride and WEC, travel/food shows by Anthony Bourdain and Andrew Zimmern, and Showtime series The L Word. My nature shows (Meerkat Manor, Wild Kingdom, and others) aren't on these days.
American Idol. Likes. I like to evaluate things. I would have loved being a critic of restaurants, movies, plays, singers, or a sports commentator giving opinions about MMA artists. I like Paula's kindness, Simon's objectivity and originality, Randy's friendliness, Ryan's sympathy for the performers. Sometimes I like a few of the songs. I like the competitive nature of the show and that you get to know the contestants more each week. I like the emotion when someone leaves and you can see a strong bond between the singers.
Dislikes. The judges' comments often seem utterly irrelevant or incorrect to me. The singing often sucks. The songs often suck. Paula usually has no mind of her own and just parrots what Randy just said. Randy says the same stupid mindless things over and over, dog, yo yo yo.
Survivor. I like the format where only one person leaves each week, as in AI, and you get to know the remaining players better as the series goes on. I like watching people reveal their personalities and react with each other in a realistic manner even though they are in a completely unrealistic experience and there are cameras on them.
I dislike that the host says the same formulas constantly. I'll go tally the votes, etc. And there isn't any creativity in the production, it is the same every season.
Big Brother. I like that we get to know these people better in this show than in Survivor, because all they're doing is interacting with each other constantly. As above, the comment about people revealing their personalities and reacting to each other applies.
I dislike that they have a penchant for choosing the stupidest people they can find as contestants. The majority of contestants are annoying twits who amaze me when they are able to tie their shoelaces.
Apprentice. Same "likes" as the other non-reality shows. People revealing their personalities and reacting to each other, people leaving one by one, as we get to know the remaining ones better in time. I also like the way Donald Trump decides who to get rid of. He's often a sharp guy, almost always, and he has some likeable traits.
I dislike the way everyone calls him Mr. Trump and treats him as if he is hot shit. He's not. It is offensive to me to watch people kiss ass. The competitions themselves are often pretty stupid.
UFC. I like seeing the best fighters in the world at their craft. I like the color commentator they have, the guy from Fear Factor. I like the sport immensely, because there's so much action and talent and training and strategy involved. I wonder if most people realize that the current MMA artists have what amounts to doctorates in their field, many many years of study in extremely technical areas. These are not pugs who can bust somebody up in a bar. They are brain surgeons, rocket scientists, meticulously trained artists, specializing in the chess-like arts of jiu jitsu and Greco Roman wrestling.
Dislikes. I can't stand the main announcer Mike Goldberg and his phony hawking like a carnival barker, and his ignorance of the sport. I can't stand their boss Dana White and his huge ego, which is shown in the tv commercials he allows to show, all of which take swipes at Fedor Emelianenko without mentioning him by name. The current ones describe Anderson Spider Silva as the best pound for pound fighter in the world, which is absolute horseshit and an insult to Fedor Emelianenko. The ones last month described Brock Lesnar as the big superstar of the heavyweights, again an insult to Fedor Emelianenko.
Pride. I like seeing the old clips of the greatest MMA fighters of all time. Pride always had more talent than the UFC because Pride had much more money behind it, and why fight for peanuts? Today's UFC world champs, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Quinton Rampage Jackson, and Anderson Spider Silva, were ALL Pride fighters, not UFC fighters, so Pride absolutely took over the UFC and proved that they were far superior all along, which was always obvious anyway. The UFC had Randy Couture and Chuck Liddell, two of the few guys who were good enough to be in Pride. I also like the announcers a lot, far superior to the UFC announcers. Frankie Twinkletoes Trigg and Jay Glazer are funny and smart. I like that they show Rickson Gracie now and then. They are the only ones who ever show the great Fedor Emelianenko. So the only way to see the two best fighters who ever lived, Rickson Gracie and Fedor Emelianenko, is to watch Pride.
Dislikes. Their camera work is so bad. Whenever something exciting happens, the idiot camera director shifts away from the action to show some idiots in the crowd. It is maddening. And all they ever show is old fights.
Maybe I'll get to the rest later but I have to go to work now.



