A blonde calls her boyfriend and says: "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blond says: "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him into her apartment and shows him the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blond says: "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him into her apartment and shows him the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box.
He then turns to her and says: "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says: "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup
of tea, and then.....he sighed. "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box............"
of tea, and then.....he sighed. "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box............"
