TO THOSE I WORK WITH

         I really do secretly hate you! Why must you hover over my already claustrophobic cube to make sure I am at work. This is really irritating. I hate it. Maybe if you learned to ready body language you would know that I really don't like you

         To the know it all lady, Please do not try to school me about life-so what if you are like 20 years older than me. You have the same job as me that you will be stuck with your whole life, me I am working my way through college. Please stop trying to tell me how YOU would do things, Please stop telling me how to raise my child, you children are trying to run away, getting kicked out of school and do not respect you. You can’t get your high school child or your middle school child to clean their rooms but my 5 year old does. You are an embarrassment as a parent. I know why you neighbors turned you in to the state. Also do not tell my tips on how to save money or budget, your water was turned off AGAIN! Please, PLEASE just shut the fuck up- Just because you talk a lot it doesn’t make you smart, honestly.

          To the nosey one from down the lane, I do not know you, I do not want to know you, and please do not think that I have an interest in your life. I don't want to see your pictures, meet your spouse, or hear about your favorite TV show SHUT UP

          To the writer- I DO NOT WANT TO READ YOUR BOOK and PLEASE stop interrogating me. You make me nervous. Will I end up as your next character? Let’s hope not. I don't want to read 500 pages for you. I have my own things to do.

To the woman who gets beat by her man...LEAVE.

To the woman who wears high waters...SHRINK

To the guy who stalks me.... I am married

To the stranger whom I have talked to a few times...no you can not borrow money

To the woman screwing the boss...it shows

To the woman who hates her boss..its because you want to screw him

To the woman whos man controls her..give him head then ask for what you want

To the guy who only says hello and good night..Thank you and God bless you

To the assholes who call my phone quit!

WELL SO LONG FOR NOW- I'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK