Caution!! This post contains violence and strong language and isn't suitable for children under 18!!! LOL Well maybe it's not that bad but I'm in a crappy mood and I need to vent :(
I really really like my job.....I enjoy most everyone I work with too. But notice how I said MOST EVERYONE. There is a person who I cannot stand. She's evil incarnate. And no one really likes her except the doctors because she kisses their asses of course. They are her bosses so she has to be nice to them. But the rest of us she is a total bitch to.
For the purposes of this story we'll just refer to her as Mega Bitch. And that's me being nice. I called her something much worse last night when I was talking to Kyle about her and he was shocked at the words coming out of my mouth ;)
Anyways Mega Bitch is always walking around the place like she's in charge of everything. But she's not. She's not even a nurse! She's a secretary who wears scrubs. And she acts like she knows more about our jobs than we do.
And she is always asking us to do things like file charts and other things that we don't have time to do. But if you tell her no, she whines that no one helps her out. And says that we are all selfish and poor workers who would rather stand around and gossip than help her.
But it is not our job to help her with the clerical stuff. And maybe if she was nicer we would do it out of a sense of friendship. But when someone treats you like a piece of shit they scraped off their shoe, it does NOT make me want to help them. And since I am not obligated to help her, I don't do it. Does that make me a bad person? If it does oh well.
Yesterday she asked me to take her garbage out for her. That is most definitely NOT my job. We have a janitor service for that. But she said someone put old food in her trash and she knew it was me, so I had to take it out. It wasn't me!! Why would I put old food in her trash?? But she got into it with me and said I was a bitch :(
I responded to her that I wasn't the bitch in the office, it was her. And I told her that I hoped she choked on the stench in her trash can and I was tempted to dump it over her head. And then she accused me of eating her pickles! What?! I had no idea where that even came from but she said I ate her entire supersize jar of pickles and also stole her tampons. LOL!
Sometimes I just hate people and want to kick them in the shins. Like her for example! A fight about garbage turned into her saying I was a pickle and a tampon thief. For the record I never ate her stupid pickles or stole her tampons. But now I want to do both things just to piss her off.
Normally I am a very easygoing person. I try to get along with everyone and not step on toes or upset anyone. But there are some people that it is actually painful to be nice to. And whenever I see Mega Bitch I feel sick inside. It is like she is filled with such hate and disgust for everyone around her that it leaks out and poisons the entire office.......when she walks in the place she immediately complains about something.
Like how horrible her evening or weekend was. Or how someone moved her files or stole her pens. Or how much she dislikes everyone. Or how people steal her pickles and tampons! It is ALWAYS something. Something negative and annoying. She is never positive or happy. She has a dark cloud over her head and I hate the fact that she affects me and makes me feel the same way.
When I am around her I get crabby and want to pull her hair. And that is NOT how I really am. I don't think I'm a mean or terrible person. But she brings out the worst of me. And when I go home sometimes I am in a bad mood because of her and I can't seem to let it go........I don't want that to keep happening. I wish she would quit. She keeps saying she wants to quit but so far she is still there spreading her negativity.......how miserable she must be to make everyone else feel the same.
But lately I have been grumpy and not feeling well on top of it......and she just seems to send me over the edge. It's Saturday and I am not working and I'm still thinking about her! And letting her bother me :( I answered the question at Mr_Box's post about the voodoo doll......and I said I didn't want to hurt anyone right now. But I was feeling calmer then when I wrote that and now I'm mad again. So maybe I wouldn't mind getting a Mega Bitch voodoo doll? LOL!
No......I wouldn't really want to do that. I don't actually want to HURT her. She is hurting enough already because that is apparent in how she treats everyone else. But I just want her to stop hurting me. Because I didn't mess up her garbage or eat her pickles or steal her Tampax.
*cries*
I need chocolate. Where is the magic cupcake fairy when I need her? LOL
