Saw a picture of Woodrow Wilson on Wikipedia today and realized he looks exactly like my boss. Not sure what that means in modern times, but I don't think my boss is going to hold the U.S. out of a World War for three years. Heck, my boss backs Dubya all the way. Dumbass.

 

Ignorance is a big pet peeve of mine. To make mistakes is one thing. To not learn from such mistakes is laziness. People just don't want to change their habits, but they want to change the channel every 0.23 seconds. I just don't get it.

 

Found out Illinois has had worse weather and temps this year than Alaska. You know, the state right near the top of the world, just a stone's throw away from Russia and all that? Does this make any sense at all? Fuck it, I'll move to San Diego. I'll be taking my chances with the quakes, fires and mudslides, but you can't beat sunny skies, highs in the 60s and lows in the 50s.

 

Take my word on this: try pizza next time with alfredo sauce instead of tomato sauce (provided the pizza place does this, not all do). You'll probably never want to go back to tomato sauce. As for your heart and arteries? Ehh, it'll be a slow death, and by the time you have any real problems, someone will have cloned a whole new circulatory system for you.

 

"Waiting is the hardest part"? Really? If you're waiting for something, you're anticipating something will happen. There's excitement involved. No, passing the time is the hardest part, because you don't have jack-shit to look forward to.

 

Saw "Bowling for Columbine" last night. Yeah, I know, I'm a bit behind in my movie watching, I've been busy. Anyway, Charlton Heston, former prez of the NRA, may be a nutbag, but he's a very commanding fellow. Whatever he says has a hypnotic ring to it (maybe he picked this talent up on the set of "The Ten Commandments", I dunno), and I wasn't even at the conventions they filmed him at.

 

"Dune" was right! Fear is the mind-killer!

 

Is it me, or doesn't Congress have better things to do than worry about the steroid/drug/growth enhancement stuff in sports. I'm not saying someone should do something about it, especially Congress, but  maybe all that can be pushed to the back burner. Athletes in the major leagues don't have money problems: I DO!!!!

 

Some people are born to bitch. You ever notice a certain person that always seems to bitch about something? Maybe it gives them something to do, or it gives them some perveted purpose in life. Highly irritated or highly motivated? You make the call.

 

And before we all forget this: Turn signal first, THEN put on the brakes. Not the other way around, unless you want a car grille enema. Dumbasses.