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This morning has been busy.  I recently was assigned to assist another executive, who incidentally is based in Washington DC.  So, I don't really have to worry about him catching me coming back late from lunch since he's on the other coast. :)
 
This boss asked me to arrange travel for some engagements he will attend in May.  This involves coordinating with the travel agent, the event planner and of course the executive.  I've been on the phone most of the morning juggling flights, figuring out accomodations, etc.
 
I am eternally grateful that our corporate travel agent has a good sense of humor.  She is a smart lady and has kept me from strangling my bosses many a time.  I was on the phone with her a few minutes ago when all of a sudden the cell phone in my pocket started to ring.
 
I panicked a little.  I don't know why.  It's not like I have never gotten a call on my cell at work before, but usually I keep the phone on my desk.
 
Without thinking I jumped up from my chair, phone receiver pinched between my shoulder and ear, and started to pat my pants.  I realized that I couldn't juggle the receiver and dig for the phone without dropping one or both so I blurted out.........
 
"Excuse me S, can I put you on hold a minute?  My pants are ringing."
 
I hit the hold button because I knew the minute the words left my mouth how strange that question sounded.  The call was from my ex's number, but no one was there when I answered it.  Apparently a redial button got pushed.
 
I hung up and reconnected the phone call with the travel agent.  I thanked her for holding and tried to pass the whole thing off as "business as usual" but she wasn't buying it.  She asked me ........
 
"Did you say your pants were ringing?!"
 
Ummm, yes, I did.  Actually it was my cell phone and I thought it might be my kids.  We laughed a little and red faced I hung up.
 
Have you ever pulled something like this?


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  • mobil said on Feb 22, 2008....
    No I threw my cell phone away when I walked away from my last day at work. Those damn things are useful yes, but they are also the bane of our existance.
     
    Ringing pants huh? Sounds like a good idea when someone wants to get laid. Mine would be ringing off the hook.........haha.
  • polarheart said on Feb 22, 2008....
    Oh, that is so sweet, U-I!!  My pants are ringing.  A friend of mine's houseworker (who comes from the rural parts of SA where mobiles/cells aren't really known) once told her that her handbag was ringing :-)
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 22, 2008....
    mobil - LOL, I'm planning to throw mine away when I retire too ;)
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 22, 2008....
    polar - and to think I really do have a firm grasp on the language and the technology!
  • quietone said on Feb 22, 2008....
    LOL uniquely...that is a new one!  better than saying "hey hang on...my pants are vibrating"  good thing you had it on ringtone!  LOL..
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 22, 2008....
    quietone - yeah, I can see how vibrating pants could have been even more embarrassing!
  • wombat said on Feb 22, 2008....
    Glad I didn't miss this post....that was funny! Ringing pants!   And actually, I did do something kind of similar once.  My bf at the time called me sometime around Christmas and asked me what I was doing.  I had just gotten a fruit basket from work--and I blurted out that I was "just sittin' here cracking my nuts."
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 22, 2008....
    wombat - Now that's better than mine! LOL
  • wombat said on Feb 22, 2008....
    I don't know about "better."  I liked your phone thing.  But the guy sure did get a kick out of it--and there I am going, "What?"  Then..."Oh."
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 22, 2008....
    wombat - Don't you hate that spit second of realization?  It's usually the time I turn beet red.
  • wombat said on Feb 22, 2008....
    I am one to be good at doing these things alot since I just speak my mind.  And I turn beet red from the neck up, sputter, then defend myself.  Just brings on more laughter usually.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 22, 2008....
    wombat - I'm beyond defending my freudian slips.  I just hang my head in shame and mumble something as I shuffle off.
  • wombat said on Feb 22, 2008....
    Well, I seem to have way too many people in my inner circle of RL who get too big a kick out of me apparently.  I have relatives that look at me when I speak as if they are amused before I am even finished speaking--they just know I am going to say something they can laugh at.  Wait--that's another thing for another rant...I will shut up there.
  • Eilan said on Feb 23, 2008....
    I could see myself doing that.  My cell phone rings so infrequently that I have to collect my bearings for a couple of seconds before I answer it.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 23, 2008....
    Eilan - despite receiving calls daily on my cell, I always have the nerve to be surprised to hear it ring.  Especially when I'm at work.
  • silverwhisper said on Feb 25, 2008....
    OK, i'm one of those guys who always uses the belt clip, so if i were to use something like that, it would be my hip that's ringing. i don't think that's much of an improvement... :>

    it's really kinda funny the stuff that come out of our mouths at times though, isn't it? :D

    ed
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2008....
    SW - I usually use a clip too, but for some unknown reason my cell ended up in my pocket.  Yes, my mouth has a way of getting ahead of my brain some days. :)
  • silverwhisper said on Feb 26, 2008....
    i think that everyone's mouths do that from time to time. hell, i know that's true of me! :>

    ed

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