A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN BE
> THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"
>
> He stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on,
> you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
> You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
> eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
>
> After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have
> and we are going to make love till I say we are finished.
> Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
> You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
> Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's
> going to dress me and comb my hair?"
>
> The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess!"
> THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"
>
> He stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on,
> you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
> You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
> eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
>
> After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have
> and we are going to make love till I say we are finished.
> Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
> You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
> Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's
> going to dress me and comb my hair?"
>
> The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess!"
