So I'm reading another forum that I'm on, and one of the posters complains about the spell checker and making umlauts.
So I posted, "You know, you can't make an umlaut without breaking a few eggs..."
Of course, I'm feeling especially clever right now. Do you have any good puns to share?
TinSoldier posted on Feb 15, 2008
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wombat said on Feb 15, 2008....
I made a clean break with my ex---he hardly had any bone fragments at all....(just a joke, really.......) -
Fallyn said on Feb 15, 2008....
my niece made her first pun when she was four years old.
someone said "wow, it stinks in here, did someone pass gas?"
and she says..... "i FART i did!!!" .....and cracked up laughing
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pickersplock said on Feb 15, 2008....
Good puns? I don't know about that, but Mr Plock's latest materpiece is;"What is Barack Obama's favorite music?Barack-and-roll". -
Fallyn said on Feb 15, 2008....
my dad's favorite one is.....
when someone says "i'm tired"
he says, yeah....like a ford.
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wombat said on Feb 15, 2008....
pickersplock: That's funny....and the other day I heard a newscaster accidentally call him "Bahama." I guess it's better than Osama Obama...... -
quietone said on Feb 15, 2008....
Its hard to wear your heart on your sleeve if all you wear is a tanktop. -
wombat said on Feb 15, 2008....
quietone: Oh...that reminds me of a hunky guy who wears tank tops....I miss him and his flexing muscles.... -
quietone said on Feb 15, 2008....
It is not that the man did not know how to juggle...he just didn't have the balls to do it! hahaha -
wombat said on Feb 15, 2008....
Now I am soing something I haven't done in ages.........I actually "sniggered." -
Lucytorial said on Feb 16, 2008....
I can't think of any puns but I'm going to look for some. -
Lucytorial said on Feb 16, 2008....
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me! -
Lucytorial said on Feb 16, 2008....
there was once a cross eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils! -
Lucytorial said on Feb 16, 2008....
she had a photographic memory that she never got developed -
Lucytorial said on Feb 16, 2008....
Lets talk about right's and left's, your right so I left -
Lucytorial said on Feb 16, 2008....
its a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed -
Lucytorial said on Feb 16, 2008....
Tennis players don't marry because love means nothing to them -
Lucytorial said on Feb 16, 2008....
I used to be a banker but I lost interest. -
Lucytorial said on Feb 16, 2008....
gravity is always putting everyone down. -
Lucytorial said on Feb 16, 2008....
there you go tinsoldier.... hows that! -
Lucytorial said on Feb 16, 2008....
The best one would have to be...
SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT A PUN MAKES ONE WEEK!
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TinSoldier said on Feb 17, 2008....
Heh. Good ones, LucyT!
Are there any that you came up with yourself though? While you may not get accolades from your readers, there's something about making a pun (or other joke) that springs from your own mind that gives you a certain satisfaction that is hard to describe.
Not that anyone at that forum has responded to my pun post, but still. I am still pleased by it.
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wombat said on Feb 17, 2008....
Hey, I made up mine...unless I was just good enough to come up with one that already existed....ha.... -
TinSoldier said on Feb 17, 2008....
It was pretty good, wombat. Heh. Right up there with "I miss my ex, but my aim is getting better." -
wombat said on Feb 17, 2008....
Maybe that's where I got the idea.....oh well. I like puns and play on words things... -
Lucytorial said on Feb 17, 2008....
awww at least I tried....... anyway I will try harder to think of one myself. -
silverwhisper said on Feb 18, 2008....
i suck at puns, i guess i'm just not punny enough. :<
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TinSoldier said on Feb 18, 2008....
Maybe if you took a trip to Punnsylvania? -
silverwhisper said on Feb 19, 2008....
i could visit punsxatawney phil!
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TinSoldier said on Feb 19, 2008....
Or you could drop back ten yards and punt.
:D
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Lucytorial said on Feb 19, 2008....
that was really bad........
nup! still can't think of one....
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