• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

  And by the way... I ain't too pleased with me getting all the blame for that crazy shit up there on earth... Hell!! you guys are doing some evil shit without my help!! ... so stop blaming me and look in the mirror for a change!!

• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

   
  Bill Hicks!! one of my best agents!!

• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

  Jesus H Christ!! ... the 'G' guy can be a mean S.O.B ... he took old Bill too soon... the 'G' guy controls death you see... it ain't my doing folks...

  You see... I'm getting all the blame here!!

• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

  But I've still got George Carlin!!

• SeanRenaud said on Feb 15, 2008....

  I've been doing a better job longer than realmenluvporn of serving you!  Hell one of my earliest posts was that even in the Bible there is little proof of your evil!

• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

  Hey SeanRenaud... one of my agents told me about you dude... keep up the good work... those religious zealots have sure given me a bad name!! ... like you say, my place Hell is hardly mentioned in their bible... they've got it all wrong... they won't let you people have sex for G's sake!! ... everyone here is free to have sex with whoever they like... there's no ownership here, no jealousy (Big John Holmes is very popular with the women) ... and it ain't burning here neither... there's a bit of smoke but hey! who doesn't like a joint right?

  Thanks for checkin in...

  Satan

• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

  Here's some more Bill Hick's... he sure got the hypocrites sorted...

• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

  Jesus!! I've been having a look around this place... Hell!! if they won't laugh when the 'G' guy makes a joke... ha! ha! Jesus saves at WalMart... then what chance have I got? ... booooorrriiinnng!!

  And they don't even realise WalMart is Evil... not my Evil you understand... I've been given a very bad press over the years... Jesus!! look at all the killing those Christians have done!! ... and they still are... old dubbya Bush going into Iraq in the name of the 'G' guy... it ain't right folks... even I ain't that Evil...

   

• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

  Got to get more of my agents stuff out...

• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

  And don't get me started on those crazy fundamentalists... yeah... all of them... muslims, Jews, Christians... all doing crazy stuff in the name of their 'G'... are you humans stupid or what? ... there can only really be one 'G' peeps... doh!

• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

  
  I've got some agents over in England... these guys were one of my best but they succommed to the Evils of fame and money...

• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

  
  Monty Python suffered the same fate... thank 'G' for YouTube!!

• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

  Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

  Better get my Evil messages out before I get the Spanish Inquisition!! ... or they'll tie me to the comfy chair!! ... no!!! not the comfy chair!!

  Listen folks... you guys have been fed a crock of shit about what Evil is... open your eyes!! ... you really think I'm responsible for the chaos in the world? ... ah! shit... wasting my time... just carry on and see where it gets you... I'm only trying to help... after all, whats wrong with sex? ... where do you think you came from?? delivered by DHL??? ...  Freud has explained the theories he left behind, how your all mad for sex underneath the repressive religious bullshit... come on!! you know you like it!! ... heh! heh! ... I see what goes on in private... I'm always saying the sexual revolution isn't over yet... it's down to the women to throw off the chains of marriage and enjoy life, you don't have to have children you know!! ... enjoy living for 'G's sake!! ... don't get tied down with children... don't you see it's a trap made by jealous men?? ... and you men... well, are you dumb or what?? ... let women be sexually free and you'll all have a great time!!... variety is the spice of life remember... you know you want to bone that babe in the office... come on... you can't lie to me!!

  Enough... I'm getting back to the fun... we've got the best comedians, musicians, women and men of all races having a right laugh... I tell you... compared to the 'other place' ...it's paradise in here!!!

  Satan

• 666devil said on Feb 15, 2008....

  Let's look at few sins...

  Gambling: it isn't evil... it's just stupid!! ...

  Money: are yes, that old chestnut... "the root of all evil"... blah! blah! blah! ... well, you guys invented it!! and you kill each other over printed paper... paper!! ... that's all it is...

  Sloth: another one of Dantes nonsense... you've all fallen for the protestant work ethic bullshit ... ha!! ... working your asses off for paper that has no value!! ... and you people are allegedly intelligent... don't make me laugh!!

  Jealousy: now you see... jealousy is just plain dumb... no woman or man is your property... who do you think you are to own another person??

  Anger: oops!! ... dumb one again... don't go around thinking you are so damn important and then you won't get hurt... because that's the reason isn't it?...  hurt pride?

  Pride: pride leads to arrogance which leads to anger... boy!! you folks are dumb if you can't work that one out...

  Alcohol: there goes those damn religious idiots again!!! ... sure, have a drink... why not? ... but destroying yourself with drink is dumb...

  Well.... that's my two cents worth...

  Satan

• secretary said on Feb 21, 2008....

  ok. let me guess. perhaps you are 'another' one of

  those christians who want to preach about what is evil

  and what is good according to your christian ethics?

   

  that's why you are saying 'money, sex' are from devil?

   

  a real agent of devil would tell people that

  "money and sex are gifts from god. hence,

  it is righteous to adorn church, the god's house,

  with gold and silver."

   

  that is a real agent of devil would say and actually is

  saying these days through the mouths of church leaders.

  
  in my opinion, you're not an agent of devil
  but perhaps an agent of christian church.

  
  corret me if i'm wrong.

  
  --secretary
  

• SeanRenaud said on Feb 21, 2008....

  I wouldn't, if I were Satan I would be open and honest, unlike God.  I would explain that everything you know is wrong.

• secretary said on Feb 22, 2008....

  hey sean,

  
  actually, if you say in the podium of a church and
  say "everything you know is wrong,
  everything this church teaches is wrong,"

  
  then i'm telling you,
  YOU ARE THE DISCIPLE OF JESUS,
  AND THE PROPHET FROM GOD.

  
  why? because what church is teaching,
  what christians think they are knowing is
  absolutely wrong!

  
  well in my understanding,
  churches and christianity are the Satan,
  who holds the authority of biblical interpretation,
  but never ceases to misinterpret it,
  misteach it, and mislead everyone on earth.

  
  Satan disguises as a sheep.
  even as jesus. even as god.

  
  but i agree with dev6 dude that
  sex, money are some of prime weapons of satan.

   

  --secretary

   

• SeanRenaud said on Feb 22, 2008....

  Nah everything in the Bible is so topsy turvy that it can't even be close to true.  If sex and money are weapons of the devil trust me you're still part of the wrong team.  Money was an exchange for blood.  Blood was a tool of the enemy, money is a tool of the righteous.  Sex, shit that's how we keep going.

• secretary said on Feb 23, 2008....

   

  lol if you say so, i'll take your word for it.

  
  one point to make is,
  anyone who says he or she is the devil
  is never devil, because devil always always
  disguise as something good, such as
  God, Jesus, angel, virtue, moral, money,
  sex, etc etc.

   

  --secretary
  

• SeanRenaud said on Feb 23, 2008....

  Maybe, if you believe the devil is evil.  If the devil is good as he seems to be why disguise yourself instead of tell the truth?

• secretary said on Feb 23, 2008....

  Hello hello renau,
  
  well in my understanding,
  devil is nothing but a creature
  that god created.
  
  you're right.
  perhaps devil is not evil but good.
  the thing is, what seems good now
  may turn sour later.
  
  sex for instance.
  yes, sex is sweet as hell.
  but if you get std like syphilis,
  herpes and what not,
  it'll turn very sour, sore.
  
  that's the catch, the trap of devil.
  
  money?
  to those who don't have it,
  it seems to be the source of happiness.
  but is it?
  
  multimillionaire celebs,
  aren't they the major customers
  of prescription drugs, painkillers,
  illegal drugs and what not?
  don't they tend to destroy themselves
  with the very money they so strove to have?
  
   

• secretary said on Feb 24, 2008....

  
  Hi guys,

  
  i'd like to share some thoughts.

  
  in matthew 16:23, jesus said to peter:
  "get behind me, SATAN,
  you're an offense unto me,
  for you savor not the things of God,
  but those of men."

  
  see, jesus and satan are not what
  preachers in church teaches.

  
  led zeppelin?
  well church leaders say they're satanists,
  but in my understanding,
  they're "musical prophets" that God sent to us.

  
  --secretary

   

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