I thought Hillary Clinton was uptight when she was First Lady and I still  think so. When she was First Lady I wondered whether she gave Bill any play. Personality matters. It always has and always will. It mattered in the '88 election when George Bush Sr. defeated Michael Dukakis, and it did in the 2000 and 2004 elections when George Bush Jr defeated bland-as-paper opponents. Whether George Bush Jr won justly or stole the 2000 Election is for another blog. John Kerry, his '04 opponent, reminded me of the teacher taking roll call in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

 

One reason Hillary's lagging in the primaries is because her opponent has more personality in his pinky than she has in her whole body. She's basically Al Gore with a coochie. In the post-JFK years Democrats have been famously lousy campaigners. Except among a narrow voting bloc Hillary sparks as much enthusiasm as a film on lint--like Dukakis, Gore and Kerry. If these folks were cereal they'd be shredded wheat. Maybe a good dick whipping from Bill or another man or good dick whippings from multiple men would help Hillary and her campaign. This might relax her and make her more human. I think Hillary needs either a good orgasm or a good laxative.