Updated for 2009 domestic European Union currencies (once NATO finally collapses under Presidente O'Bonger)...
The French Waffler
The German Croaker
The Italian Hairpiece
The Vermont Greenpiece
The Spanish Fly
The Portuguese Slaver
The Swiss Miss
The Polish Sausage
The Dutch Boyzezzezz
The Swedish Suicide
The Irish Setter
The Scotch Irish
The English Wanker
The Greek Meek
The Turk Toenail
The Belgian Whore
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