Hitlery Clinton, leader of the P.M.S. (Presidente Muy Socialista)
faction of the Democratic party has coyly implied to fellow left
wingers she would like to be asked to run for President. This came
as no surprise to many who failed to sleep through her initial bid
for the Senate when the late Daniel Patric Moynahan, (D NY) put up
"President Hitlery Clinton" signs at his Tammany Hall offices a year
before retiring from the Senate.
But hold the presses folks, it might not be such a cakewalk as the
P.M.S. (Populists, Marxists & Socialists) think it will be. Radical
closet Black Muslim Barack Obama currently is studying the possibility
to enlarge the Nation of Islam to include all of the United States.
The charismatic Obama, leader of the A.N.I., (Almighty Nation of Islam)
is extremely popular among the P.C.R. (Politically Correct Rollovers),
a faction Clinton needs to seduce into her own coven, as well as major
Chicago human rights groups and international trade organizations such
as the Latin Kings and the Vice Lords. This could spell trouble for
Ms. Clinton, who is still confident of support by the N.O.W. (National
Organization of Wiccans) but may have to rely on last minute polling of
nursing homes and cemeteries to "fill in the gaps".
No word as yet on whom she may ask to be her campaign manager,
however "insiders" have reported on condition of anonymity she has had
several private meetings with Lorena Bobbit and Ellen Degenerate.





