The Kennedy Curse – Hello Obama!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goodbye Barack!!!
Oh my goodness. Obama watch yo mama. Here it comes.
The Kennedy Curse.
You all know what I mean. Ol’ Papa Joe the Irish bootlegger wanted to gain more than wealth. He wanted power. But he knew that he himself was already too far deep inside the slimy underworld that – oh, never ye moind now….
But he could raise three sons – Adam, Hoss and Little Joe – no wait, that was another legacy. I meant Joe Junior, Jack and Bobby, and surely by all that’s holy, he could squeeze one or all of ‘em into the oval office itself. It was a grand plan and required the complete submission of the entire crew for a hellish generation.
It is said that Joe made a deal with the devil himself. But certain sacrifices would have to be made.
It would take the sacrifice of Joe’s first born son, Joe Junior, who was the one best groomed for the White House. But Joe Junior was blown up by his own bomb in World War Two. And the devil took him straight to Hell.
Jack would be allowed the prize, but only for a short time and at the expense of his own life. Joe’s own triumph would be short-lived as his body was thereafter stricken by stroke and he sat by as an ironic helpless observer. He saw Jack get shot and then he died, and the devil took him straight to Hell.
Any other ascendants from his line would be doomed to failure. Bobby was killed. Teddy was defamed (google Senator Edward Kennedy, 1969, accident, Mary Jo), and JFK Junior flew into the ocean, and Princess Di made sure that God took him straight up to Purgatory. Joseph was derailed and the rest are too fearful to try. The White House, and all paths to it, are closed to them.
And now the torch is passed to Obama. Torch? Or flame from Hell?
Not that I’m superstitious or anything.
