One Friday, a 5th grade teacher said "Class every Friday i am going to ask a question, whoever gets the question right gets to skip school monday." So the class is very excited and cant wait until next Friday.

Friday comes around and the teacher and the teacher says " Okay time for the question of the week." "How many stars are in the sky?" Of course no one could answer it. Next wekk she askes "How many pices of salt are there on the beach?" Still no one could answer.

One student however was fed up with this. When he got home he painted two ping-pong balls black. He put them in a bag and went to school. When Friday came around he took them to class. The teacher says "Okat class time for the question of the week." So he quickly droped the balls on the floor and they rolled up to her feet. The teacher says rudely, "Okay whos the comedian with the black balls. Then the kid says quickly , "Bill Cosby, see you on tuesday."