Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went
straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and
comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
"He
had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old
having sex
would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced
age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells
would
start toring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.

Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He’d still be alive if
the
ice cream truck hadn’t come along."