luke posted on Jan 29, 2008
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Think About It
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
- What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
- How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
one_wired_kitty
posted 6 days ago
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Tags: funny, jokes
Silly quotes and ad misprints ...... read entire post
Sometimes when things look their worst, you just have to dig a little deeper to find the humor in life...... read entire post
fragglesrock
posted 1 day ago
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Tags: fraggle stories, funny
the tone around here lately has been a little quiet...maybe a little down at times?
this calls for some serious action...pulling out a story from my fraggle files...buckle your seat belt your in for a ride...warning...not for sensitive eyes.... read entire post
evil_twin
posted about 13 hours ago
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Tags: coffee, klutzy, almonds, love, life, funny
Complete with a roasted almond fantasy and a bout of bumbling klutziness....... read entire post
Hegemone
posted on Dec 19, 2008
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Tags: funny, joke, ha ha
I got this from my mom, just thought I'd share.... read entire post