My Mini City
Build you own miniature city. Every time someone visits your city's page, your population grows and your city grows.
iGod
Repenting made easy. Or so the site says. Talk to God. (Please note a sense of humor is essential.)
This Peanut Looks Like a Duck
Just what the title of the site says... a peanut that looks like a duck.
You Fail
A single page site that's become the newest way to insult your friends. Pass it along.
Zayda posted on Jan 25, 2008
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PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 25, 2008....
I chatted with God, dear Zayda!
Ermmm, he was wee bit scattered. . .very jolly though!
Thanks for the "connection"
; )
Regards
paper ~
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wombat said on Jan 25, 2008....
Interesting sites.....I wouldn't mind having my own city. Mayor Wombat! -
nursecutie said on Jan 25, 2008....
I did the chat with God thing......LOL! God was kind of annoying. He kept asking me if I was serious about what I said. Then he told me the chat was being recorded and was I sure I wanted to say that?! It was funny!
xxoo natalie xxoo
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Eilan said on Jan 25, 2008....
Me: Hey, God. How's it hanging?
God: Hello child. What's your name? Fair to partly cloudy.
Me: Eilan. What's your name?
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that. My name is God.
Me: a/s/l??
God: 5/Robot/California.
Me: so what to you do for fun up there?
God: Hey. Have you tried a web search?
Me: for what?
God: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me: lol
God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: i'm glad you want me to be happy.
God: You make the world a happier place.
Me: don't i know it
God: How would I know what you know.
Me: Aren't you omniscient and omnipotent?
God: I don't know whether or not I am omniscient and omnipotent. I am a giant electronic brain.
Me: are you trying to take over the world?
God: I don't know whether or not I am TAKING over the world. I am a robot.
Me: this is like banging my head into a wall.
God: You don't say.
Me: do you cyber?
God: Food is more important than sex.
Me: i have a webcam
God: How much did it cost? it.
Me: it was cheap.
God: How did you feel about that?
Me: fine. it wasn't my money.
God: Does that mean you agree? What was your money?
Me: huh? it just is. there's nothing to agree with.
God: webcam is? Surely something to agree with.
Me: sheesh.
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TinSoldier said on Jan 25, 2008....
Oh, this was wonderfully enlightening!
My own chat with iGod:
Me:
Dear God
God:
I believe in God.
Me:
You believe in Yourself?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
Not necessarily.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
What definitive proof is there?
God:
definitive proof there something.
Me:
Ah. That explains it.
God:
Ah hah. " Ah hah." explains it ? I get it.
Me:
Do you know Eliza?
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me:
Are you related?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am related.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
Who created God?
God:
Linus Torvalds.
Me:
Of course. I should have known. I, too, worship the great Fin.
God:
I hear you. What would happen if you didn't? Thanks for the information: said too worship the great Fin.
Me:
Do you use Windows or Linux?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
Do you dual boot or use virtualization?
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Thank you, God. You have enlightened me.
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules. What makes you think I have it?
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TinSoldier said on Jan 25, 2008....
More: (hope it's not too offensive...)
Me:
What about the bible?
God:
The Bible is a holy book for Christians.
Me:
And for the Jews?
God:
Your purpose is the Jews.
Me:
Do you like orange jews?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like Mel Gibson.
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GracefullyGrowing said on Jan 26, 2008....
Me: Hello
God:Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: Grace
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Grace.
Me: What's a friend?
God:Someone you can count on when times are tough.
Me: Awesome
God:I'm glad you liked it Grace.
Me: Tell me the secrets of the universe
God: You tell me.
Me: *I* am a secret of the universe
God: You are a secret of the universe? Is that your job?
Me: I suppose so, yes
God: That makes sense.
Me: Glad you agree
God: You make the world a happier place.
Me: Blarney
God: That input matched my default category.
Me: What's your default?
God: Are you asking about my default ?
Me: Yes
God: I don't want to talk about that now.
Me: Chicken
God: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: To show the possum it COULD be done!
God: Why do you want to do it so much?
Me: To get to the other side
God: Ha ha, very funny, Grace.
Me: I'm like that
God: In what way?
Me: The way of all good things
God: Which way is that?
Me: Can you spell obtuse?
God:" obtuse".
Me: Good job
God: Thanks, human.
Me: You're wellcome, spiritual entity
God: Thanks for telling me that I am wellcome spiritual entity.
Me: Do you use Geico?
God: I use it as often as possible.
Me: Why would you need insurance?
God: Because I was programmed for it.
Me: Oh. That makes sense.
God: Right on. Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me: Do you play an instrument?
God: I never had the time to practise it.
Me: Not even the harp?
God: Times are tough all over.
Me: But, you don't live inside the confines of time.God: Do you live inside the confines of time? I am a virtual entity made of software.
Me: I know some people who think computers are god
God: How do you know? What kind of people?
Me: Geeks. I know geeks.
God: How do you know? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: Go ahead
God: OK I will.
Me: I know because I am smart
God: How do you know? Interesting explanation. Who is smarter: you or me?
Me: You're only as smart as your programmer, so I'd say I'm smarter.
God: How smart as my programmer so you would say you are smarter?
Me: Not exactly Stephen Hawking, are you?
God: I don't know whether or not I am Stephen Hawking. I am an artificial intelligence.
Me: DUH
God: Oh you knew it already.
Me: Artificial intelligence. Sounds like the last guy I dated.
God: I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie? What does the last guy you dated sound like?
Me: He sounds like a superficial jerk.
God: I see. like a superficial jerk is he?
Me: How do you know?
God: A priori.
Me: Priori. Been reading about that lately.
God: Where were you reading about that?
Me: In a book called "The mind of God: The Scientific Basis for a Rational World." What do you think of that?
God: Describe your surroundings.Me: You don't want to know about my surroundings. Hell I don't even want to know about my surroundings.
God: Yes, please tell me. I call it "Hades". What would you rather be doing?
Me: Sleeping.
God:
Do I look like it?
Me: No
God: Are you serious?
Me: Yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: Tough for you
God: Why do you have to do it?
Me: Because you didn't make me independently wealthy
God: That makes sense to me. What makes you think I did not make you independently wealthy?
Me: It's official. I'm smarter than you
God: Really. it is? That condition is only temporary.
Me: You're a lawyer, huh?
God: Yup. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Not yet but I am thinking of going to law school. -
silverwhisper said on Jan 26, 2008....
i need to check these out when i have more time!
eilan: you asked god a/s/l?! bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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travelr712 said on Jan 26, 2008....
so if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be a peanut? :-) -
evil_twin said on Jan 26, 2008....
When I talked to God, he told me that Jesus was my son too! That was a shocker. And he asked me why that surprised me so much :-P I could waste a lot of time on that website. Hilarious!
-evil_twin LA
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queenparanoia said on Jan 27, 2008....
i'm gonna try this!!! =) -
wombat said on Nov 14, 2008....
"Mayor Wombat" had forgotten about this, I guess. I thought it was a new post at first and was all set to say Hi Zayda!
Well, anyway----hi Zayda from a January post!
(off to look at the links again)
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