• polarheart said on Jan 25, 2008....

  Moon, are all the bolts secured and the marbles contained?  Or are you having a moment?
   
  This is a weird post, but I like weird (sometimes).
   
  Polar x

• moonriver said on Jan 25, 2008....

  polar, you crack me up. too funny. hahaha.
  
  all my bolts and marbles were let loose many years ago, you know that. lol.
  
  of course i'm ok, my friend.
  
  if i wuz un-ok, i'd be un-here un-sipping my morning cup o'tea with an un-smile...
  
  thank you so much for saying this is a weird post. i need that kind of reassurance right now.... ;-)
  
  

• polarheart said on Jan 25, 2008....

  Good, as long as you are OK and just having a bit of fun, then I know I can leave you alone to play nicely.  You're having your morning tea and I am off to bed now! LOL

• moonriver said on Jan 25, 2008....

  a couple corrections, my friend, at the risk of my being seen as overly fastidious. i'm ok, but it aint fun to play alone hahaha. and it's morning tea and biscuits, actually... :-)
  
  be off to bed now, pretty lady, and make sure you and mr polar have a nice vacation, you hear?
  
  

• silverwhisper said on Jan 25, 2008....

  [trout-smack!]
  
  :D
  
  i dunno, i always try to avoid saying the equivalent of "i was here" when i comment to people's blog entries. i'd rather not comment at all, to be honest.
  
  ed

• Zayda said on Jan 25, 2008....

  I was here. :P
  
  
  It's weird and funny. Me likey.

• the_infernal_optimist said on Jan 25, 2008....

  Was I here? :-D
  
  ((hugs))
  
  ~Infernal
  

• wombat said on Jan 25, 2008....

  Such an uncool post!  I'm not normally even close to being mean, but you asked.  And anyway,  I'm not really here......

• PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 25, 2008....

  
  
  <3
  
  [making an apparition]
  
  :D
  paper ~
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

• wakingharmony said on Jan 25, 2008....

  I think you need to put down the bamboo and use a snorkel!

• Lucytorial said on Jan 25, 2008....

                    

• Lucytorial said on Jan 25, 2008....

  see that was an
  
  I WAZ ERE comment... don't need to say anything, can't find the words.. just leave a blank I was here!
  

• moonriver said on Jan 25, 2008....

  ed -- ah, but you do have a vast repertoire of "i wuz here, you're ok" lines, my friend. and i mean that as a compliment. i know that part of your repertoire is simply not to comment.
  
  but believe me, your responses are always in context, written with just the right personal touch, and often right smack on the center dot. like, you just trout-smacked me, and it felt just right, ya know, no need for words... ;-)
  
  oh, and before i forget, this blog was partly inspired by your own temp-placeholder blog on plato. the difference being, you posted it in order not to forget, while i posted mine in order to forget...lol.
  
  zayda -- you liked it? that means you must be either a certified weirdo like me, or a cool and nerdy mom who isn't frazzled by uncool posts... ;-) merci, madame.
  
  infernal -- no, my friend, you weren't here, you didn't post a smiley, and that ((hug)) only exists in my feverish mind... you're merely one of the quirkiest spazies i've ever read online, and my writing this reply to your hypothetical comment only proves my incorrigible uncoolness .... :-)
  
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 25, 2008....

  wombat -- omg i can't believe you said it. "such an uncool post... such an uncool post... " sorry, i have to let that sink in and wallow in my mind for a while. oh thank you thank you for that uplifting comment. you just got yourself a loyal friend with a lifetime warranty... :-)
  
  psst, can i still join you in picker's exclusive club of big-time meanies? LOL.
  
  papeeeeerrrrrrr mein deutscher-filippinischer freund, ich bin glad schoen du bist hier. sorry, forgot what "glad" was in german ... :-) wie geht es ihnen? apparition or not, un-cool or not, i hope you're ok and doing fine.
  
  

• wombat said on Jan 25, 2008....

  moonriver:  I totally missed out on pickersplock's post, even though I saw it--I felt I was too late to say anything worthwhile there.
   
  I just hope you know I was joking with you.  My twisted mind sometimes gets twisted into a knot that even I can't unravel...
   
  But in light of her post, yea, I guess I am a sneaky little meanie here......?

• rupert7 said on Jan 25, 2008....

  I wasn't here...if you like.

• moonriver said on Jan 25, 2008....

  waking -- ah, i seen you rootin' around among my old uncool blogs, pretty lady. i'll be ready with my uncool responses later today, just you wait.
  
  and don't you realize that hereabouts, bamboo is used to make snorkel tubes and even goggles? used those myself to catch some midnight river eel. my harpoon was crafted from the ribbing of an old umbrella, would you believe that???
  
  such an uncool fishing gear we use here...:-)
  
  lucy -- hmm, another pretty lady bites the dust. i won't frown on your ciggie back-sliding ways. promise. i'll merely post an uncool blank comment line to let you know i wuz there too, and i know how it feels.
  
  i think i stopped smoking a million times until, finally, i stopped attempting to stop... then one totally insignificant monday, lying on my hospital bed, i simply said, stop. and i stopped. cold turkey. cool turkey. cool post you wrote on that one... :-)
  
  

• FutureGoddess said on Jan 25, 2008....

  Hell did Freeze Over - remember?  The Eagles went back on tour.....

• moonriver said on Jan 25, 2008....

  wombat ma'am -- ah but you said it already, now you wanna take it back? no fair! that's cheatin'. you did say my post is uncool, and that's that, my friend. no retractions allowed. i'm gonna print it, with a nice curlicue border frame, and send it to you (for your signature) together with my certificate of loyal friendship, lifetime-warranty... you sneakie little lovable meanie you... ;-)
  
  rupert -- sir, i like it that you're here. i'd even handcuff you to my google ads bar... if you like. but what i'd really like to hear you say, in all honesty, is that i'm an uncool weirdo with an absolutely incoherent blog. say it please. pretty please... lol.
  
  

• wombat said on Jan 25, 2008....

  moonriver:  My paranoia has me going to go pee and pop a top. 

• moonriver said on Jan 25, 2008....

  my future goddess -- since prehistoric times, there were approximately 120 cosmically recorded events that triggered hell to go into deep freeze. the eagles back on tour was the 117th, if i'm not mistaken.
  
  i was so lucky to witness this 120th hell-freeze event. it means so much to me personally. i'll blog about it later. maybe. definitely maybe.
  
  hey, lady, your name is so uncool, it's actually hot to touch. oooohhh, i like that... ;-)
  
  

• rupert7 said on Jan 25, 2008....

  how could I enunciate such an uncouth mis truth! 

• vacantmind said on Jan 25, 2008....

  I was here lurking on your post! Got a little bored. Will come back later when this is a cool post.

• moonriver said on Jan 25, 2008....

  mr rupert sir -- i hereby arrest you for the inexcusable offense of being such a totally honest and straightforward guy... ((handcuffs rupe to the nearest google ads bar...)) and before i hale you to court to file the appropriate charges for your immeasurable hatred of uncouth mistruths... can i buy you drink, sir? .... ;-)
  
  vacantmind -- atta girl... :-) but i sense that you're still hedging. "got a little bored...?" aw, come on, this post is a humongous bore, and you know it. come on, say it. no bolt from olympus will strike you down.... :-)
  
  

• FutureGoddess said on Jan 25, 2008....

  Thanks Moonie - while I wasn't here to tell you this, I laughed my butt off at your response - and according to hells-history.com, you're correct about the number of recorded events, but they think there were a number of close calls which could have been recorded as well but weren't. 

  Rupert - if you need an attorney, I can reccomed a couple of really good lawyers who specialize in uncouth mistruths - just make sure that if you accept Moon's drink that you negotiate a settlement at the bar....

• wakingharmony said on Jan 25, 2008....

  moon~ yes dear I did realize that you use the bamboo for snorkle thay is why I suggested you try something else... me think you may be getting too much funny buzzes from bamboo... do you chew it much? hehe

• quietone said on Jan 25, 2008....

  well, I was here and I don't see you....so I am leavin'  I may be back, I may not, don't wait up, don't leave the light on!  LOL

• CreativeWoman said on Jan 25, 2008....

  I don't know what to say.  I think I'm guilty as charged, but I thought I was being nice.  Backing quietly out the door...
  
  CW
  

• RollingC said on Jan 25, 2008....

  Don't know what to say so I'm not really saying anything that I could've been saying if I knew what to say on anything.
  Rc
  

• runningbear said on Jan 25, 2008....

  Hey brother, you are not on drugs now are you?

• rupert7 said on Jan 25, 2008....

  Moonie Esquire - if I accept your offer of a drink...2 fingers of my friend Jack Daniels - neat would be acceptable, will you then drop these trumped up charges? I warn you Sir,my friend Future Goddess knows of ,not one but 2, (I think) brilliant lawyers, besides which I hear Perry Mason is looking for something to do now his TV show is no more! So what say you?
  
  Future, do you have those lawyers names handy...just in case?
  

• kelly said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Sometimes one wants to make a passing comment not because anything of use will be conveyed but merely because one likes the poster.  :-)

• travelr712 said on Jan 26, 2008....

  was i here? oh, ok :-)

• hotaka said on Jan 26, 2008....

  我不明。

• moonriver said on Jan 26, 2008....

  my future goddess -- you're kidding! there isn't really a www.hells-history.com, is there? (i checked...lol)
  
  and, to tell you the truth, i was also joking when i said there are around 120 recorded cosmic events that triggered hell freeze-ups. there's none, except for apocryphal evidence that doesn't hold well to chromatic analysis. the eagles concert simply relied on untested diachromatic techniques... :-)
  
  in fact, it has been proven beyond reasonable doubt by an engineering student, invoking the fundamental laws of physics, that hell will never freeze over. if you're an uncool weirdo like me, you'll like this one.
  
  waking -- now that you mention it, my friend, i do notice some irksome buzzing in my ears when i'm in werewolf mode. and sometimes i find myself hard of hearing, especially after a week of howling and growling. lol.
  
  but, maybe the problem comes from my diet of baby panda bears, who in turn subsist on a diet of bamboo shoots. and sometimes when times are really hard, i do survive on finely chopped bamboo shoots, salted, leached, and cooked with coconut milk for a couple of hours. add some young fern tops and smoked eel... mmmmmmmm.... yummy. didn't know it has a side-effect on my hearing.
  
  quietone -- ((pouts)) i waited up all night for your return, my friend. i was really excited. i thought you'd be back to tell me this post stinks to high heavens... ;-)
  
  cw -- ((rushes to the door and locks it)) whoa, wait a minute, lady. no one who admits guilt gets out of my blog that easily. especially an exasperatingly nice, beautiful and creative woman like you... ;-)
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 26, 2008....

  rolling -- oh no no no, you won't pull that trick on me, my friend. i saw you and destiny develop that cool and funny script to fluster uncool bloggers like me... ;-)
  
  runningbear -- well, to be honest, a while back while hiking on my way here, there was this peyote garden... and one thing led to another...lol.
  
  rupe my friend -- we have a deal. i'll make that 4 fingers if you give the names and contact info of the two lawyers. are they of the "insist on uncouth mistruths" variety? or of the "pursue couth truths" persuasion?
  
  anyway, the district attorney advises me to drop all cases on cognizance.... whatever that means...lol. i'll drink to that... :-)
  
  kelly -- i am truly amazed at you, dude. you have just showed your startling powers of insight into the fundamental human condition. and i agree.
  
  like bush and the neo-cons, i'd like to develop a full-spectrum response capability too. only mine is a verbal arsenal for peace and understanding among bloggers. and with the exception of the word "cool," which i hate being applied to me. LOL.
  
  trav -- of course you wuz here. then you were gone. then you wuz here again. then you were gone again. make up your mind, dude... no, let me make the decision for you. ((handcuffs trav together with rupert)). have a stiff drink. i'm sure you'll be here for quite a while. LOL.
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 26, 2008....

  hotaka -- 我了解。((笑声))
  
  

• hottielion said on Jan 26, 2008....

  moonriver

  i was hir! satisfyd?

  please ma'am never criticize any post that the bloggers made, though its not that interesting to you ,..if i'm not mistaken all the bloggers in this site has the freedom to post whatever they want,though its not cool, ryt?..just a little advice miss, you must not giv a damn to disparage..grow up!

• rupert7 said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Mr Moon...you agreed to the deal and I bid you stick to it Sir. I will give you 2 reasons! Firstly 4 fingers of Jack Daniels would intoxicate me,I do believe! Being a law abiding citizen (most of the time!) I could not  contemplate bicycling my way out of your blog under the influence! No Sir indeed no!! And secondly,I do not have the names you require! FutureGoddess failed to provide the names,besides I suspect them to be undesirable,nefarious creatures anyway! lol
  
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 26, 2008....

  hottielion -- yup, i'm thrilled to the bone that you're here. i've heard so much good things about you... can't wait to read your cool blogs dude....LOL. *wink*
  
  anyways. i totally agree with you about everyone's freedom to post. especially the freedom of uncool weirdos like me to post mind-bogglingly pointless and boring blogs like this.
  
  you have to understand, dude. i'm trying to grow up. i really am. but meanwhile, i need time and space to play around.
  
  sometimes i write to disparage, yes, but again at other times i write to find anchorage, and still at other times to wear camouflage, or encourage brigandage, or promote garbage and carnage, chop up some cartilage, stare at brazen cleavage, expand my concubinage...
  
  ya know the rule hottie dude... diffrent strokes for diffrent fokes... LOL. *wink*
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 26, 2008....

  oh rupe can you ever find it in your heart to forgive this bumbling moonriver oaf...
  
  i should have released you without any preconditions as a sign of my good faith ...
  
  and yet i had the temerity to handcuff trav with you and set you up for a DUI arrest. sorry 'bout that, my dear sir.
  
  ok then. 2 fingers it is. here's to our emerging partnership based on couth truths. (((toast))) the two lawyers of my future goddess can find other uncouth mistruth cases... plenty of that in the world at large... LOL.
  
  

• rupert7 said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Mr Moon.   ...........Cheers! friends forever !
  
  

• Battycat said on Jan 26, 2008....

  I woz ere out of curiosity :-) 

• Battycat said on Jan 26, 2008....

  I woz ere out of curiosity :-) 

• hotaka said on Jan 26, 2008....

  I was just kidding. I am glad you were able to read my little joke. I wasn't sure if your computer would get the characters right. I knew what you meant. I was just trying to be funny in Chinese. I like your response! (笑)

• FutureGoddess said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Rupert and Moon:   Sorry about the delay for providing those names, but unfortunately, I was asleep when you two were writing back and forth.... Ehhh, Lawyers suck anyway (I should know, I am one of the smartest ones out there - I don't actually practice law anymore.) They weren't going to be able to help the two of you out - they just would have charged you for the paperclips they used, the number of pages they photocopied, the seconds they spent on the phone, etc.  However, I am very happy that the two of you worked it out.  Although the hangovers must have been a bit "hellish" LOLOL Settlement is much preferable to law suits anyway.. Besides, law suits are boring - dark blue/grey pinstripes, white shirts, ugly ties.....

  Moon - That essay was hysterical - I had read it before but had forgotten it a long time ago.  Reminds me of a old story which said:  During the final exam of a philosophy class, the professor wrote on the board the sole question which summed up the entire years' class:  WHY? 

  Students began writing their answers furiously, page after page of reasons why.... the only student who got an A was the one who answered "Why Not." 

• FutureGoddess said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Oh, and Moon - I got the URL wrong:  It's www.hell2u.com check it out <guffaw>

   

• travelr712 said on Jan 26, 2008....

  moon - yeah, i get a little too wrapped up in this place sometimes and need to get away, but i, like many, don't seem to be able to stay away for too long. btw, can't you find some one, ANYONE else to handcuff me to other than rupert? :-)

• quietone said on Jan 26, 2008....

  now moon listen up! we spent the night together once not so long ago...well, not all night cause I left!! And like a typical man, you never came calling again...and here I am like a bumbling little whiny childish blonde girl......coming back for more neglect!  (just kidding) I realize you also don't know my warped since of seeing life, and the humor of it... btw the blog sucks, so there are ya happy NOW??? pretty good to get over 200 looks on a sucky post I'd say!!  but always good to "see" you out and about ~  :)

• Twylarants said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Interesting post.
  
  How's that?
  
  Interesting post.
  
  I could put more feeling into it if you want.
  
  Interesting post.
  
  That's all they offer...sorry Moon.
  

• PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 26, 2008....

  
  moooooooooooooooon :D
  
  DANKE!!! ich freue mich auch dich zu "sehen" XD!
  
  kamusta? it always gladdens my heart to read bloggers who were here when i started; i feel at home seeing familiar names.
  
  as, i have said to friends here in soulcast: i hope to slowly to re-connect - and share myself again, . . .and not remain an apparition here and there.
  
  my warmest regard,
  
  paper ~
  
  p.s. when i feel low, i read comments from my old blogs. . .your comments has always brought a smile on my face - always this dreamy magical mystic trail you leave behind = ). . .thanks for your friendship
  
  
  
  

• PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 26, 2008....

  moooooooooooooooon :D
  
  DANKE!!! ich freue mich auch dich zu "sehen" XD!
  
  kamusta? it always gladdens my heart to read bloggers who were here when i started; i feel at home seeing familiar names.
  
  as, i have said to friends here in soulcast: i hope to slowly to re-connect - share myself again, . . .and not remain an apparition here and there.
  
  my warmest regard,
  
  paper ~
  
  p.s. when i feel low, i read comments from my old blogs. . .your comments has always brought a smile on my face - always this dreamy magical mystic trail you leave behind = ). . .thanks for your friendship
  

• Zayda said on Jan 26, 2008....

  ah....monsieur moon, i'm rarely fazed by anything. and uncool posts are rarely as uncool as the writer thinks they are. :)

• PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 26, 2008....

  
  
  oopsss, hiccuped comment {giggle}
  
  please free to delete the former comment to your liesure, dear moon = X
  
  p ~
  
  
  

• Me-Myself&I said on Jan 26, 2008....

  sneaking-in....well i just wanted to see what the fuss was all about. nothing to worry about....just a bunch of BULL. glad to see you wuz here and ....to tell you the truth....you ain't right! *smile* going going ..........gone

• CreativeWoman said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Now you have me trapped in your blog behind a locked door, moon.  I think I better check the moon sign.  :-)
  
  (Thank you for the compliment.)
  
  CW
  

• MissMimi said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Mooniepatoonie, you are very cool.  :p

• Mamie said on Jan 26, 2008....

  um, cool post. mamie

• beyondtheveil said on Jan 26, 2008....

  ...post?...moonriver wrote a post?.....
  
  ...there's some unintelligible scrawling at the top of the page...
  
  ...i don't see no post...
  
  ...where's moonriver?...he always has the answer...
  

• gingersoul said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Carissimo Moon.......lo so dove sei e siccome non sei qui sarai li'....io solo apparentemente sono qui e solo apparentemente ti scrivo che non ci sono...potrei averti detto che sono stata qui e il tuo blog e' cool e blah and blah and blah.

  Sembra chic adesso scrivere in un 'altra lingua cosi' ti scrivo nella mia. La tua mente poliedrica (che naturalmente  non e' qui in attivo ma da qualche altra parte sta lavorando di sicuro) riuscira' a tradurre quello che c'e da tradurre.

  Come dice un famoso cantante Italiano "....Tutto il resto e' noia".....

  Voila', ici, mon ami monsieur....its all here, folks....{hugs} 

• LolaM said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Hello from me.  I don't really comment on posts.

• skald said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Hay Moon I was here. That is a good one. I often just want to let people I read them. 

• dailyachesandpains said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Hey Moon...Daily's been here!

  Interesting post :-)

• rupert7 said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Future - thanks a bundle babe......I just know if (sigh...when) i get into trouble again,you will come to my defense...won't you?
  
  Trav..... are you never going to learn?....if ya gotta be shackled to someone - I am your best bet. I mean look what happened to cool hand Luke!....
  

• Lucytorial said on Jan 26, 2008....

  okay I WAZ HERE.... man for a weird dude you sure know how to make a post! (grin)
  
  Actually now that you have rupert tied to google ads and you are imbibing with him can I say that you sir create totally and immeasurably interesting posts!
  
  

• RollingC said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Okay I'll fess up and admit that I was here but now I wasn't anymore. Mitigating circumstances will do that to you as e÷3ª to the power of ≈ is more than I can handle.
  Rc
  

• rupert7 said on Jan 26, 2008....

  Rolling - you better just run....moon is coming with his cuffs and a gleam in his mean eye...ruuuun!!!

• travelr712 said on Jan 26, 2008....

  LOL rupey, that's what i'm afraid of! and i CAIN'T eat 50 eggs in a hour! :-)

• queenparanoia said on Jan 27, 2008....

  can i just trout smack you??? =)

• rupert7 said on Jan 27, 2008....

  Trav- heres the thing.......if ya wanna join me and Mr Moon - ya jus gotta bring another jug of Jack Daniels!

• destinydiva said on Jan 27, 2008....

  I woz eya :-) xx

• crybabylu said on Jan 27, 2008....

  

  Good Morning, Moon!

• travelr712 said on Jan 27, 2008....

  well, i think that can be arranged rupey :-)

• runningbear said on Jan 27, 2008....

  Thanks for checking in here, moonriver.  Look forward to the next time.

  -bear-

• FutureGoddess said on Jan 27, 2008....

  Rupert - if you ever need legal council - you just PM - I will refer all legal matters to the firm - Dewey Cheatem and Howe.  They have an attorney there that I refer all related disputes:  Barbara Leigh O'Reilly-Grant

• rupert7 said on Jan 27, 2008....

  Trav - bring it on over - and 3 straws!  LOL
  
  Future - ah! perfect,I need worry no more!
  

• vacantmind said on Jan 27, 2008....

  Well, I peeked back in.
  <looks for lightning bolt>
  <ducks back out>

• Lucytorial said on Jan 27, 2008....

  Geeze rupert and trav, you know its on 11 am in the morning! crickie you guys are going to get totally sozzled by the time the real fun starts!

• travelr712 said on Jan 27, 2008....

  rupey, don't you get drunk faster if you use a straw? and lucy, i'll just nap it off and be all set for round two, how's that sound? :-)

• Lucytorial said on Jan 27, 2008....

  hmmm maybe.. I think rupert has passed out my friend! he simply can't hold his licquer.. 

• rupert7 said on Jan 27, 2008....

  Lucy - mind ya buissiness wooman! hooow ainct I rite ziss isn aslep?
  
  trav - yup fink sooo!  roun tooo wast at??
  

• abigale-annabella said on Jan 29, 2008....

  i started off writing this in a really jolly mood

  because i was happy!

  i felt/feel/dont know...that god has chosen me to be with him,

  because im giving him my life, so that i can be with him

   

  but then as i was writing my friend called

  and god damit i broke down

  she wanted to no why i want at school

  so i told her, and now im worried shes going to tell someone before its over

  if they get me before ive done it theyl keep me on suicide watch and then il just be the 16year old syco girl in the hospital bed

  but for once im taking charge of my life

  in this life,, im worthless i truly am,

  but in the next life  i can start a fresh give it my all and be happy once again!

   

  love youxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

• Racerboy said on Jan 29, 2008....

  cool beans!

• moonriver said on Jan 29, 2008....

  rupe -- you sir, are going to get a prize for being a great sport. i'm not a big fan of whiskey, but for you, i'll bring out the half-full lindeman's i've been saving for this weekend. excellent red wine from australia btw. heeyyyy, i see you all soused up now, dude. can you still bike your way home? hahaha
  
  
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 29, 2008....

  battycat -- yesss! people are always curious about my un-cool blogs. i'm curious about you too. just you wait...lol.
  
  hotaka -- you were just kidding? awwww... ((( disappointed look))) i thought you were serious, man. but thanks. i liked your comment, because it shows that nippongo possibor to coo-municate wi pu-tong-hua speakels thlu advantage of ideography... ;-)
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 29, 2008....

  my future goddess -- you're a lawyer?? wow.... impressive. did you know that my clan is also a clan of lawyers? one nearly got to be appointed to his country's supreme court. but old age got to him first haha.
  
  LOL about boring law suits and overpriced paperclips. one reason why i didn't think of becoming a lawyer... although i did work for a time in a law office.
  
  btw, i visited www.hell2u.com. my kind of town, i think. wanna read some lawyer jokes? and can i get the contact info for Dewey Cheatem and Howe? i think i got a couple potential clients for them hahaha.
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 29, 2008....

  trav -- wait until destiny visits this blog, or better call her to post a comment in here, and then i'll handcuff you to her instead. deal? oh. sorry. bad joke. (((snickers)))
  
  quietone -- shuussshhhh! i hope nobody noticed what you just said...LOLOLOL. quiet, little one! or else people will start talking hahaha. thank you for saying that my blog sucks. downright candor... that's what i like in you, my friend... :-)
  
  twyla -- "interesting"????? sorry, ma'am, but this is a very unacceptable level of word usage. may i suggest "horrible" instead? tell me you want to transmogrify my horrible blogs to oblivion, i'd like that. you remember the kid in the calvin and hobbes comic strip? i'm calvin. LOL.
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 29, 2008....

  pappeeeeerrrrrrr -- Das Gleiche mit mir, mein Freund, Das Gleiche mit mir. yes, i was reading your old blogs too, and they also brought a wide wide grin to my face... :-)
  
  zayda -- just as i suspected... :-)
  
  memyself -- i'm so glad to see you wuz here, my friend. how's your own river nowadays?
  
  cw -- ((checking if lock is still secure)) errr, you wanna out now, m'lady? i think i've detained you enough these past days hahaha.
  
  missmimi -- although i don't like being called "cool," and i doubly dislike being called "pretty cool," i will take that as a heart-fluttering compliment, coming from you.
  
  BUT...
  
  moonie patoonie?
  MOONIE PATOONIE???? GRRRRR..... lol.
  
  mamie -- et tu mamie? (see my comment above to your near-namesake missmimi)
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 29, 2008....

  beyond -- i don't see any comment coming from you, my friend. dont tell me you wuznt here?
  
  ginger -- gingerina carissima, come sta! beh, let me see... (peeks at babelfish...)
  molto gentile penso che ho capito.
  
  senta. ti prestero la mia mente se sarai prudente. e' a sua disposizione in ogni momento. veramente ... non lo ho bisogno comunque...
  
  ecco fatto. e' possibile mandarlo via aerea? ;-)
  
  grazie, signorina e si diverta e buona settimana!
  
  lola -- good for you... :-) i also hate replying to soooo many comments, and i don't even know why i'm doing it right now...LOL.
  
  skald -- i know that, my friend. i may be the uncoolest blogger hereabouts, but your comments on my blog always puts a big smile to my face... :-)
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 29, 2008....

  daily -- "interesting..." let's see... i might have to blacklist this one too, right below "cool" and "pretty cool" hahaha. thanks for the comment, my friend... :-)
  
  lucy -- "totally and immeasurably interesting..." let's see... i just blacklisted "interesting"... lady, you are giving me one totally and immeasurably gigantic migraine on how i should reply back. hahaha
  
  rolling -- sir, what you said -- whatever it meant -- doubled my migraine just now. and for that, i am going to handcuff you to.... lucytorial! (not that i know you'll love me for it hahaha)
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 29, 2008....

  queenie -- you can smack me with every fish listed in an icthyology text, my friend. but on one condition. i get to use the black and decker on you LOLOL.
  
  destiny -- ah, here you are. i wuz meaning to handcuff you to trav and rupert, and see how an interesting threesome turns out. but, on second thought, i will hereby handcuff you to queenie. and use the black and decker on the both of you in one fell swoop LOLOL.
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 29, 2008....

  babylu -- buenas dias mi amiga bonita. your tinkerbell pirouette makes me dizzy... should i just grab you and tuck you into my backpack? LOL
  
  runningbear -- howdy my friend. man of few words. i like that... :-)
  
  vacantmind -- oh no no you don't evade the wrathful glare of zeus that easily.
  
  (( throws a lightning bolt at vacant, misses, and hits lucy and rupert instead. the combination of alcohol and 10 million volts of static juice turns the two of them into a cloud of vodka floating somewhere over alice springs ))
  
  

• rupert7 said on Jan 29, 2008....

  I just wanna go home.Mr Moon....I will be back for a drop of that red my friend! lol
  .hey - who too the wheels of my bike!! ???
  

• moonriver said on Jan 29, 2008....

  abi -- i sent you a private message. read it please.
  
  racerboy -- ok dude, i'll take that as a compliment for now, as you might have missed my rant about the word "cool." but you call me "cool beans" one more time, and i'll call you "mondo liverwurst". got that???? LOL
  
  

• moonriver said on Jan 29, 2008....

  ah but my friend, rupert, you no longer need a bike to go home. see my last comment to vacantmind. you're now a cloud of vodka floating somewhere over down under...lol
  
  

• busybusybusy said on Jan 30, 2008....

  ฉันก็เห็นว่าคุนสามารถตอบภาษาจีนได้ คุนอ่านภาษาไทยออกหรือเปล่าคะ
  ไม่น่าเบื่อเลยนะคะ 555
  
  love,
  anonymous
  

• Twylarants said on Jan 30, 2008....

  Moon~ Re: interesting...
    You have to understand the context in which I used that word.  My husband had tubes exiting every orifice of his body after a triple heart by-pass.  The doctor showed me how the bowel emptied via tube into a bag.  I put my glasses on to take a look, and said, "Hmm...interesting...".
  I read your post and said, "Hmm...interesting...".
  See?  I followed the rules.
  *hee hee hee*
  xoxoxo,
  Twyla
  
  

• foreveryoung said on Jan 31, 2008....

  Good point.
  People just feel they need to comment
  And look how many you just got on this post
  Interesting.
  
  Emmy xx
  

• wild-ting said on Feb 01, 2008....

  Very original post.
  
  I enjoyed it.
  
  Were you drunk...or just high on life? :D
  
  
  
  
  
  
  cool post...
  
  too funny....
  
  thanks for the smile...
  
  Glad to know you are "ok"
  
  -WT
  

• Twylarants said on Feb 01, 2008....

  Wow, Moon, this incomprehensible drivel, this bordering on coma-inducing un-post into which you obviously put no thought what-so-ever, has 100 comments!  Mind boggling!
  
  (That took me 5 minutes to think up, not including the 30 seconds it took to look up the correct spelling of "incomprehensible".   How was that?)
  
  
  
  

• RollingC said on Feb 01, 2008....

  A most brilliant expression of the need to communicate ÷ the need to express + the % of an innovative idea.   
  
  Good post ☺
  Rc
  
  

• moonriver said on Feb 02, 2008....

  oh busy one -- i tried to translate it. and the nearest i could come up is that, i'm cool. you are wrong on that count, lady. your sanskrit script gave me a 2-day-long migraine. i thought you might like to know... :-)
  
  twyla -- ohh, now i get it. (((knowing nod..))) your first comment about "interesting" is ok, i guess. but your second comment is the best i've read so far on this blog.
  
  that my un-coolness has produced 100 comments -- yours being the 100th ((pins ribbon on twyla)) -- only goes to show that lunacy is highly contagious. i suggest you go see a shrink right after reading this exchange between the two of us... *wink*
  
  forever young -- that's actually my underlying point.
  
  i could actually limit my comment to a cryptic "lol" followed by an iconic wink, and make a blogger happy without needing to have said anything substantial.
  
  in a certain sense, we're all exchanging the equivalent of handshakes and smiles and friendly taps and hugs. including trout-smacks, kowtows, winks and the like.
  
  soulcast is a notorious trafficker in happy endorphines... :-)
  
  wild-ting -- to tell you the truth, i wuz thirsty for happy endorphines that day. now i'm drunk, thanks to people like you...lol.
  
  

• moonriver said on Feb 02, 2008....

  rolling -- thanks for the suggested mathematical formula, my friend. is it a proven theorem? or just a provable conjecture? but i agree... we all need to communicate and express ourselves, and we all need the online equivalent of *winks* and *smiles* and ((hugs))
  
  

• busybusybusy said on Feb 03, 2008....

  ฉันก็เห็นว่าคุณสามารถตอบภาษาจีนได้ คุณอ่านภาษาไทยออกหรือเปล่าคะ
  ไม่น่าเบื่อเลยนะคะ 555
  
  translation:
  "well, i see that you are able to answer chinese....can you read this language, or not?
  not boring at all, ha ha ha."
  
  sorry about the migraine. hope this helps?
  
  love,
  anonymous

• gingersoul said on Feb 03, 2008....

  Moon...i love Twyla's second comment too....lol.....mine comes soon after hers.....ehehehe

  Anyway....it's true...lunacy is highly contagious...pair that with a 3/4 bottle of strong red wine from Spain and you have the recipe for a perfect evening...:-)

• kruuyai said on Feb 03, 2008....

  muun:  I was wondering where you were.  I guess you've been around more than I have lately...  = )
  
  busy:  Haha... I can read enough Thai to understand that you are a woman! (ฉัน...คะ).  Thanks!  That was fun.    

• moonriver said on Feb 03, 2008....

  ginger -- i would love any 3rd, 4th, 5th, nth comment from you, anytime, lady. 3/4 wine... let me see... is that 3/4 empty? or 3/4 full? or is that precisely the subject of a philosophical discussion while emptying the bottle? lol
  
  kruu -- i wuz always here. wuz you here too? lol.
  

• gingersoul said on Feb 03, 2008....

  Moon....i am so bad with numbers.......all those fractions make my little head spin...lol.....

  But i could see the decreasing level of the wine very well... ..so let's see....the bottle was 3/4 empty at the end of the evening, i remember this clearly...and the topic of the conversation shifted pretty soon from philosophical to erogenous....lol.........

  Something i can't quite disclose here though....i know you will understand...:-).

• Lucytorial said on Feb 03, 2008....

  Soucast streaker strikes again.......
  
  ***Lucy's clothing falling all over moons post, panties on moonriver's keyboard, bra flings past gingers face, kruui received black eye from lucy's red stillettoos 9corrowed from wambat), while rolling c's stares inconsolably at the white thing dashing past)***
  
  
  weeehehheeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  
  
  boing boing boing boing
  
  
  

• moonriver said on Feb 03, 2008....

  ginger -- and what happened to the 1/4? was it poured elsewhere?
  
  i hope you were playing a bach cello solo by pablo casals during the goings-on. i heard somebody say when a cello hits a very low note, the vibes are so nearly sub-sonic it can trigger a powerful mind orgasm... :-)
  
  yup i understand your delicate situation. but damn, lady, i sure would have liked to have been your date that evening... i would have brought with me another bottle of red wine, for whatever purpose it might serve... *wink*
  
  

• moonriver said on Feb 03, 2008....

  lucy, hey, can you do a take-two? you went by so fast i didn't have time to take out my... camera. lol
  
  

• Lucytorial said on Feb 03, 2008....

  ahh you see moon, I can never tell when she does this, Lucy has a mind of her own and quite frankly I'm ashamed of her antics... like a naughty teenager she just won't keep her damn clothes on!
  
  If you keep your camera ready at all times I'm sure she'll show up again...
  

• RollingC said on Feb 03, 2008....

  Dashes back to his desk to grab his digital camera....
  ok...I'm ready for the next run...   : ^ )
  Rc
  

• moonriver said on Feb 03, 2008....

  ((grabs another camera, goes back-to-back with rollingc in trigger-ready stance))
  
  ok, rc, let's do this by the numbers. you're it for a clean shot. i'll cover you. we can't afford mistakes this time, buddy ... :-)
  
  lucy! you can come out now. and no hanky-panky!
  
  

• kruuyai said on Feb 04, 2008....

  muun: I wuz.... just peeking in, of course... from time to time...

• bhebhe167 said on Feb 04, 2008....

  hi dude, wazzup...just fooling around....lol

• busybusybusy said on Feb 05, 2008....

  dear kruuyai: well, yes, but boys can use ฉัน or ค่ะ too if they feel like it.
  love,
  anonymous

• kruuyai said on Feb 05, 2008....

  busy:  Really?  I've never heard of that... does it mean that they're girly boys?  Although, in the village I was in, most of the guys pronounced "krap" in a way that made it sound like "ka."  But I really never heard about "chan" being used that way.

• busybusybusy said on Feb 06, 2008....

  dear big teach: yeah, mostly teenagers and popstars. the manly men will def. use ผม...but even they will often use คะ when they're talking to, like, their daughters, or similar etc. sort of like a parenting mechanism? ....so if moon was a girl, i could definitely be a man.
  or a teenage popstar.
  just speculating.
  
  love,
  anonymous

• kruuyai said on Feb 06, 2008....

  busy:  Wow... you should ask muun to change into a girl so you can see what it feels like to be a pop star.  ;-)

• moonriver said on Feb 08, 2008....

  kruu and busy -- i'm just sitting in a corner here, listening to two fine teachers discuss the finer points of thai gender terms. i'd be willing to change into a girl anytime, in the interest of uncovering these secret twists of the thai tongue... ;-)
  
  bhebhe dude -- wazzup, my man? wuz you here too?  ;-)
  
  

• kruuyai said on Feb 08, 2008....

  muunie:  Something tells me you're talking about more than just language.  ;-)

• bhebhe167 said on Feb 08, 2008....

  mhUn: yap I'm definitely here dude... I'm just trying to wobbly my bad mood and trying to make fun... :-)..

• moonriver said on Feb 08, 2008....

  kruu -- definitely more than just language. :-)
  bhebhe -- you wanna have fun? then let me take you away to junior's farm on my next blog... ;-)
  
  

• RollingC said on Feb 10, 2008....

  The farm....  You're going to take them to the farm?!? I've heard about the farm....they have all sorts of animals there and they grow things too.....they plant things too....I have dreams about the farm. City life makes you dream about buying the farm, why just the other day I crossed the road during heavy traffic and almost bought the farm....ahhh well maybe that's another story...never mind.......     :^)
  Rc
  

• anonymous said on Feb 11, 2008....

  this post caused a sensation... amazing how dumb of a post can get so many people to look at it... way to go i guess.
  
  haha
  

• anonymous said on Feb 11, 2008....

  this post caused a sensation... amazing how dumb of a post can get so many people to look at it... way to go i guess.
  
  haha
  

• kruuyai said on Feb 11, 2008....

  muun:  yeah, more like linguage!  ;-)

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