Retiring In Alaska
>>>
>>> Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick
>>>of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in
>>>Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once
>>>a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace
>>>and quiet.
>>>
>>> After six months or so, of almost total isolation, someone
>>>knocks on his door.
>>>
>>> He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's
>>>Hans, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a
>>>Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come.
>>>About
>>> 5:00."
>>>
>>> "Great", says Tom, "After six months out here I'm ready to meet
>>>some local folks. Thank you."
>>>
>>> As Hans is leaving, he stops "Gotta warn you......be some
>>>drinkin'."
>>>
>>> "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I
>>>can drink with the best of 'em."
>>>
>>> Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely
>>>gonna be some fightin' too."
>>>
>>> "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be
>>>there, Thanks again."
>>>
>>> "More'n likely be some wild sex, too," "Now that's really not a
>>>problem" says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for
>>>six months! By the way, what should I wear?"
>>>
>>> "Don't matter much ..... Just gonna be the two of us."
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Susmaryosep posted on Aug 04, 2006
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Heartwalker said on Aug 07, 2006....
hahaha, this floored me, i was not sure, what the end was, it took me by surpeise... ROTFLOL...:))) -
Susmaryosep said on Aug 07, 2006....
Ya, me too! I try only to post jokes that are really good, as we get so many bad ones on the Net. Glad you liked it...Cheers -
FaithfulDisciple said on Aug 09, 2006....
Didn't see the ending coming in that direction, but I had a blast laughing at it. Great joke, now if it could only make it to the featured post, you would be noticed. Keep it up! -
Susmaryosep said on Aug 09, 2006....
Salamat Po, FD.! Hope I do.. How do we make it to the featured post? -
pinkjellybeans said on Aug 09, 2006....
VERY funny! Nothing like a good joke - especially one that isn't predictable! ;) PinkJellyBeans -
allaroundgirl said on Aug 09, 2006....
I enjoyed this joke a lot. Hope to hear more from you -
Susmaryosep said on Aug 11, 2006....
Thanks, I will, when I see good ones like these. The others in my blog are similarly good. have a great weekend -
FaithfulDisciple said on Aug 11, 2006....
At the rate you're blogging, no doubt one of them will make it to the Featured Post. Try to discuss an issue which involves everyone, like something they can relate to and before you know it, they're posting their interaction as comments. The topic should interest you and others as well. There's no sure fire formula for writing a popular blog. It depends on the general interest in the prevailing issues. Example, this joke blog of yours is refreshing, and I would like to see it go up in the Featured Posts. Good luck pare! -
Susmaryosep said on Aug 11, 2006....
Salamat Po, that was one great encouragement. I will be motivated to 'work' harder. BTW, ikaw pinoy? Hindi ako na! :-) -
Susmaryosep said on Aug 12, 2006....
Hi desperate, will do and will delete your post t o avoid unwanted emails.. Ikaw Ingat Rin! -
fdesigner88 said on Aug 13, 2006....
haha nice joke can i link this story? -
Susmaryosep said on Aug 13, 2006....
Of course, though I am not sure what 'linking' means! :0 -
fdesigner88 said on Aug 14, 2006....
*hehehe* im gonna link the url of this story to my site... :D -
Susmaryosep said on Aug 14, 2006....
OKi doki... and good luck to us! :-) -
Jenna said on Aug 26, 2006....
These jokes are great... I love a good laugh.
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