I recently joined Facebook. Everybody seemed to be on there and I can see why but my god don't you have to keep on top of it!! My life is pretty busy but I'm getting so many pokes, hugs, kisses and apps. every day and I have so much trouble managing it. Phew!! Any way, the best bit is talking dirty with complete strangers. I'm having a great deal of fun, safe fun as I can say what I like anonymously.

I've done phone sex but this is better. I tend to end up masturbating furiously while typing messages and my morning routine has been changed as I now waste far too much time checking in on Facebook when I should be getting ready for work.

Plans have been made with a couple of new friends to attend a swingers party next week so if they are not axe murderers I will add another colorful chapter to this blog.