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Bear Porridge
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.
Mommy Bear points her finger through the door from the kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It was Mommy Bear who got up first. It was Mommy Bear who woke everybody else in the house up. It was Mommy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mommy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper.
"It was Mommy Bear who set the table. It was Mommy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water and food dish. And now that you've decided to come downstairs and grace me with your presence ... listen good because I'm only going to say this one more time..."
"I haven't made the darned porridge yet!"

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Sometimes when things look their worst, you just have to dig a little deeper to find the humor in life......
the tone around here lately has been a little quiet...maybe a little down at times?
this calls for some serious action...pulling out a story from my fraggle files...buckle your seat belt your in for a ride...warning...not for sensitive eyes....
Complete with a roasted almond fantasy and a bout of bumbling klutziness.......
Silly quotes and ad misprints ......
hehehe I did it!....................

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