Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner,
And opened his trouser fly,
And took out his cock,
which was hard as a rock,
and said "What a
big boy am I!"
One, two, time to screw.
Three, four, shut the door.
Five, six, sucks and licks.
Seven, eight, time to mate.
Nine, ten, do it again.
exhibit_c posted on Jan 17, 2008
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Comments
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secretlife said on Jan 17, 2008....
I love reading your posts!they always make me smile. -
AnaMay said on Jan 17, 2008....
lol... cute -
AnaMay said on Jan 17, 2008....
lol... cute -
Lioness said on Jan 18, 2008....
Haha.. So can you make another one for a girl? -
lfbno7 said on Jan 18, 2008....
Is that a true story? -
exhibit_c said on Jan 18, 2008....
Little Miss Muffet
Unbuttoned her tuffet
indulging in intimate play.
A gentleman spied her
and ventured inside her.
and rogered Miss Muffet away.
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queenparanoia said on Jan 18, 2008....
hahahaha i love this post!!! =) -
exhibit_c said on Jan 18, 2008....
There was an old woman,
Who wanted to screw;
She had so many lovers,
She didn't know who to do.
To some she gave hand jobs,
To some she gave head;
Some she stripped naked,
And took them to bed. -
queenparanoia said on Jan 20, 2008....
ahahahahahaha very funny!! =) -
Lioness said on Jan 20, 2008....
hahaha.. that's very amusing exhibit! :D -
exhibit_c said on Jan 23, 2008....
Old Mother Hubbard
kept in her cupboard
a dildo of smooth-polished stone
which she used to self-pleasure
in copious measure
whenever in bed all alone.
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queenparanoia said on Jan 23, 2008....
hahahah love the last one!!! =) -
hotnsexy said on Jan 24, 2008....
Jack Horner is one horny b@sT@rd! lol
I wanna be Miss Muffet ;) oh wait...i already am...
Those old women crack me up
good sh!T! i'm subscribing
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paulwar said on Jan 26, 2008....
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll -
wild-ting said on Apr 23, 2008....
So exactly what kind of nursery school did you attend bad boy? :-))
Oh exhibit_c you keep me pleasured...um er I mean laughing. Those are all quite amusing. Thanks for the laughter.
-WT
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