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First Prize:

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Includes Lung cancer, and life time supply of Bronchitis

Second Prize:

Emphysema

Includes new Home Theater colored TB (Tuberculosis)

Consolation Prizes:

Bad breathe, heart disease, teeth discoloration, stained teeth, swollen gums, tonsillitis and loss of appetite.

But wait! There are a lot of surprise prizes t be given away. The more you puff, the more chances to win.

See your x-ray result for more details.

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GOVERNMENT WARNING: Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health.

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