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I was talking to someone before about making mistakes at work and how frustrating or embarassing that can be......and yesterday I made another silly mistake that made me feel like a total dumb blonde.......LOL
 
I was bringing back a patient for a consultation for a breast reduction.......now I thought the name on the chart said Michael Smith (the Smith part is made up though) But anyways, that was the name and I thought to myself it was a little weird that a man needed breast reduction......but if he was really large or something maybe he had man boobs?? Not my job to question the reasons!
 
So......I opened the door and asked for Mr. Smith. No one stood up......so I said it again.....then this WOMAN stands up and says, 'dont' you mean MRS. Smith?' LOL! Her name was Michelle!! I totally read it wrong like an airhead. I felt so stupid but she thought it was funny and I said I might need reading glasses soon! LOL! But at least the breast reduction made more sense.......
 
When I was talking about my silly work blunders before, I had told this story of how I accidentally shredded important documents! Eeek! We had these drug logs that kept track of what medications we administered to which patient, and the dosage amounts. And at the end of the day, we put them up front to be filed.......
 
Well I had grabbed the drug logs and some other stuff that was garbage......bad idea! I went to the shredder and got distracted and shoveled the drug logs into the machine instead of the trash!!!
 
I panicked and tried to yank them back out again to no avail......half of it was totally gone, but I did manage to save about a 1/4 of the info. I was scared I'd be in big big trouble so I dumped out the shredder and attemtped to piece the shreds back together again!
 
I watch too much CSI and I assumed this was an easy task. All I needed was a 2 minute music montage and it would be done!! Not so! It is impossible to piece together a shredded document.....well maybe not impossible but I am not a CSI! And I think it takes more than 2 minutes......LOL!
 
Luckily we had all this information written down in the patients charts, so I had to pull them all and rewrite everything........that was a pain but at least I did not get in trouble! Everyone just laughed at me instead........especially when i was attempting to put the pieces together again!
 
Do you have any funny mistake stories to share?? It doesn't have to be work related but it can be! I know I can't be the only one who messes up sometimes right?
 
xxoo natalie xxoo
 
 
 
 


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  • destinydiva said on Jan 05, 2008....
     lol that was so funny about the paper shredder....well not funny for you at the time!!  but funny how you tried to put it together again...and bummer you had to write all that info down again!! :-) xx
  • evil_twin said on Jan 05, 2008....
    This is so funny! The man boob thing cracked me up. Plus the paper shredder thing is just too hilarious. I can totally see you diligently trying to piece it back together with tweezers and a magnifying glass!

    I know I've made some dumb mistakes before, but I can't really remember them. Maybe I blocked them out? :-P I know I once called a client 'Mommy'. That sucked and I never lived that down either. Her name was MOLLY. But I got tongue tied and said something like, "well, Mommy, we can do that for you." Talk about wanting to die of embarrassment!

    Oh, and I'm happy to see you living up to your resolution to blog more! I love reading what you write :-)

    -Kyle
  • nursecutie said on Jan 05, 2008....

    destiny, it was funny! I was soooo panicked I would get in trouble that I was convinced I could do it! I was just happy the information wasn't totally lost.......just more work for me!

    Kyle, that is hilarious! LMAO! You called her Mommy? I would never let you forget that either.......too cute! And I am glad you like my writings. I am trying to think of things to talk about! But some of my thoughts are so silly or too personal.......it's hard to think of something good! How do you do it? LOL

  • Alyss said on Jan 05, 2008....
    Oh dear that must have been embarrassing. I'm glad the funny side of it won out. ;-)
  • Mamie said on Jan 05, 2008....
    oh trust, me, you are not alone! I talk on the phone often with my mom, good friends, my husband, etc...but I also keep track of alot of our clients for our foundation we are forming...so anyway, I organized a phone day the other day and made call after call after call. But at the same time, I also talked with my mom, nephew and niece as we made plans to get together for lunch to celebrate my niece's birthday...and I went right back to the business calls. But at the end of the next call I said: Ok, Jim, thanks alot! Talk to you soon! Love you!
    I cracked up!!!!!!!!!!!! we did both laugh our heads off but when I hung up I was like, are you serious? I just did that?
  • nursecutie said on Jan 05, 2008....

    alyss, it was embarrassing! But at least everyone had a sense of humor.

    mamie, oh that's funny!! I can see how you would make that mistake b/c it's just natural to end a phone call with 'love you!' I would laugh so hard over that!

  • husbandhater said on Jan 05, 2008....
    Ever go to change a patient and don't have the tools of neccessity? Ever go to do a dressing and forgot that you placed the tape on you so you wouldn't forget it. Ever go to see what a patient wants and get to the nurses' station and forgot what it was they asked for. We all make mistakes.
  • wombat said on Jan 05, 2008....
    Giggling over the man boobs thing...well, the way you wrote this.  Too funny!  And I liked what you said in your comment to destinydiva:  that you were so scared that you would get into trouble that you were convinced you could put those papers back together!  Now, that's moxie!
     
    I have done too many things along this line to mention them all....it's a good thing I am not responsible for patients like you are!  But it does remind me of the time I temporarially mangled a half million dollar machine by sending a 1" laminated board through it when I had it set for 3/4."   The noise was fun to hear at least!  And I was picking pieces of wood and plastic out of it for weeks.....
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Jan 05, 2008....
    That's funny!

    I was talking to someone on the phone about either our water bill or the electric one, don't remember, and I called him "honey" by accident because I'd just bid DH goodbye as he left for work. Talk about mortified! :-D He was nice about it though...but I couldn't get off the phone fast enough!

    ~Infernal
  • eatmytaco said on Jan 05, 2008....
    Now I know why evil_twin is crazy about you. You are cute and funny. The man boob thing is funny since some men do have huge boobs. The other thing too, I can almost see you there trying to put it all back together. Sometimes we do funny stufff without knowing. I once tried to open my front door with my car key by pressing the unlock button, then I heard my car honk. Also, my boss recently tried to dry pages of his legal encyclopedia in the microwave and although once I saw a story of people who burned their cash by doing the same thing, I did not say a thing. Seconds later, I sarted to smell fire!
  • travelr712 said on Jan 05, 2008....
    you know, if i could remember any of the funny things that happened to me at work, my posts would be allot more interesting! all i can remember is the programs that i wrote that day! but you sure have some great ones to write about. keep up the good work nat :-)
  • Mr_Box said on Jan 05, 2008....

    Natty, that's hilarious. I love the part about the two minute music montage. That's priceless. They do make it look easy on TV don't they?

    Do you guys ever get any real man boob reduction patients? That could be an untapped market.

    Back before I went all digital with my camera equipment I used to use standard film. I did an entire twenty minute photo shoot once without film in my camera.

    That was some supreme suckage. I felt like a total dipshit. I was supposed to be all professional and awesome and I forgot the damn film.

    That job didn't go on my resume.

  • travelr712 said on Jan 05, 2008....
    LOL boxburger! i love that, didn't go on your resume! that's priceless!
  • pookiedookie said on Jan 05, 2008....
    I have done most everything you've mentioned while being a physcians' assistant here at the local clinic.  It's helpful to know that things get better with practice. huh?
  • nursecutie said on Jan 05, 2008....

    husbandhater, oh yes, we all make silly mistakes! I am always forgetting what someone asked me to get and I usually have to go back to the room again and retrace my steps in hopes I'll remember!

    wombat, oh no! You almost ruined equipment? That must have been embarrassing for sure! I like that you said I have moxie! LOL! I like that word. It reminds me of this famous guy who named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter! I want that to be my name!

    infernal, that's funny! Oh I think lots of people make phone mistakes like that and it's so embarrassing!

    eatmytaco, oh you are sweet! Thank you :) I have tried to open my front door w/the car clicker too! I am glad I am not the only one! That's funny about the papers in the microwave too!

    traveler, I am sure that you must have some funny stories......your work can't be that boring can it? LOL

    Jack, you forgot to put film in the camera?? LOL! Oh that is embarrassing! Did you have to redo the photo shoot or did you just give up?

    pookie, at least I know I'm not alone!

  • fearing said on Jan 05, 2008....
    I'm guilty of some doozies but the one that comes to mind is this - I had a house full of teenagers one Saturday night.  I mention that fact because they were witnesses to my stupidity.  The battery in my cell phone was almost dead so I plugged it in to the charger on the kitchen counter.  I went to the bedroom and decided to use the house phone in that room to call the voicemail on my cell phone.   I dialed my cell number and waited for the voicemail to pick up.  I heard my cell phone on the kitchen counter ringing and wondered who in the world would be calling me so I actually hung up and went to see who it was.  Yes, I am that dumb.  My son and his friends still tease me about it.
  • Twylarants said on Jan 05, 2008....
    With my 1 minute memory I'm the last one to laugh at anyone for making mistakes.
    But I am laughing at Michael the man-boob lady, because 25 or so years ago my brother Michael had man boob reduction!  Poor thing...he was in so much pain when I picked him up from the hospital, but I giggled all the way home.

    At my son's wedding 10 years ago, I walked around snapping pictures of people until they began to get annoyed.  I said "Oh stop worrying, there's no film in here!", and they all laughed....except there wasn't any film in there.  I thought I was lying to everyone...I was so disappointed when I found out I had no pictures. 
  • Eilan said on Jan 05, 2008....
    I was once teaching an algebra class full of college freshmen when the math department chair decided to show up to do an evaluation.  I made a silly arithmetic error, which I noticed fairly quickly; my brain was thinking 2 but I wrote 3.  Kinda changed the answer a bit.

    I guess it wasn't a huge deal, since I continued to be offered math classes after that, but I wish I hadn't messed up on the day of an evaluation!
  • CreativeWoman said on Jan 05, 2008....
    I didn't do this, but I sure got a good laugh out of it...

    One of the secretaries I once worked with didn't catch a typo before she sent out a memo from one of the directors.  He didn't catch it either before he signed it.  It was supposed to be addressed to the members of a "Public Power District".  Instead, it was addressed to the members of the "Pubic Power District".  She wanted to live under her desk for a while.

    CW
  • crybabylu said on Jan 05, 2008....
    CW--that's so funny.  Nursecutie--enjoyed reading your post here.  It reminded me of all the mistakes I've made on my jobs thru the years....dee
  • queenparanoia said on Jan 05, 2008....
    hehehehehe that's funny natalie! well i have so many blundersmyself since iw orked in te hardware store! although i forgot some of them... too embarrasing... =)
  • megarudy said on Jan 05, 2008....
    eatmytaco man your car story is hilarious man yout tried  to open your door with your car keys , i keep imagine you pressing that button and your car keep honking waaa man that s crazy
  • travelr712 said on Jan 05, 2008....
    yes, there are nurse, i just can't remember any of them :-) i only seem to be able to remember the programs and stuff.
  • nursecutie said on Jan 05, 2008....

    fearing, that is sooo funny! OMG......LOL! That would make me laugh so hard if I did that. It sounds like something I would do too!

    twyla, you and Mr. Box both did the same thing! LOL! I guess that is a common mistake.......silly!

    eilan, oh if you are being evaluated that is definitely when you will make a silly blunder! I hate that too. You want to do everything so good that you inevitably mess something simple up!

    CW, typos like that are so funny! I would have laughed alot too!

    crybaby, you should share some of your funny mistakes with us!

    queenP, aww.....you shouldn't be embarrassed! We all do silly things :)

    megarudy, yes that story was funny wasn't it?

    traveler, you need to pay attention to the funnies more than the programming stuff! Then you will have good funny work stories to tell everyone :)

  • travelr712 said on Jan 05, 2008....
    well, yeah, maybe you're right, and i wish i could. i'd have more interesting stuff to write i'm sure :)
  • gingersoul said on Jan 05, 2008....

    Twyla...that thing with the pictures...it happened to me too..i thought i was being so funny.....the joke was on me when i found out  i indeed had no roll in the camera.....lol....

    Nat....dont worry...you are not alone...I have lots of these blonde moments...well, at least bottle blonde moments....

    The last one happened just last nigth when my daughter and i were driving home. It was already dark and soon after i left the parking lot a police car went driving behind us. I said jokingly to my daughter "Hurry, duck in, police is following us. Luckily we didn't do anyhthing wrong".

    And as soon as i said this i realized i was driving...... with no lights on......so i started to laugh and turned them on immediately.....

    "Great, mom - my daughter said laughing - Didn't you just say we didn't do anything wrong?"

     

     

  • wakingharmony said on Jan 05, 2008....
    LOL you are such a silly! I can just see you trying to piece it together again! Oh Angela Joined SC She is a Sub of yours now and ets she is "Fully*Alive" I added to her list what i could. So if you can stop in and say hi ok ...shes waiting patiently by the post lol
  • Zayda said on Jan 06, 2008....
    I can't think of anything hugely funny right now, but I have been known to curse at my office door for not opening only to find I am trying to unlock it with my house key. There are times when I get home and try to unlock the door to my house with my office key as well. :/
  • lfbno7 said on Jan 06, 2008....
    When it comes to mistakes at work, everybody makes lots of them. It's a very technical field I'm in, and every job has thousands of little details to get right, so you know a few are a bit off. But as for something funny, I can think of two things right off.

    In my old place, one of my clients was Liz Taylor. We got a Christmas card from her lawyer, addressed to the boss, and one of the guys wrote on it (in extremely masculine handwriting) "Come up to my place, Liz". When the boss read it, he got so excited.

    Along the same lines, we had a Japanese customer who also sent a Christmas card to the boss, and this same employee writes on it "Die Yankee Dog", again in his own stupid handwriting, and the boss reads it and turns white as a sheet. Merry Christmas, huh?
  • quietone said on Jan 06, 2008....
    wow there are some funny ones here!!  LOL fearing, that was too funny!!  The only one I can think of off hand (and there are many) I work with machines in mfg.  so one nite I was watching the machine/part run.  I noticed that it was not getting any coolant out of the nozzle.  I thought hmm...whats up with that. so I asked a co-worker to look at it.. "he" did. and thought the same thing , turned the nozzle etc..started it...nope no coolant.  So, we go get the tech on that shift to give it a look........ well duh... there was no hose attached to the nozzle!! It was so obvious after he showed us!  I felt dumb, but at least I wasn't alone!! LOL
  • momsrock said on Jan 06, 2008....
    LOL!! Don't feel bad about not being able to piece the shredded documents back together... the labs have all kinds of technology to help Grissom and the gang put them back together... and commercial breaks are getting longer these days which gives them a little extra time! :)
     
    I've done a lot of dumb things... at work and at home! It's a daily thing for me...lol
    The one that took the longest for me to live down was when my boss asked me to send a specific letter to every client in our book of business. It was announcing the opening of a bank and specific information about the bank and I didn't have to type it, our corporate office had already done that...I just had to choose which version I wanted.... and I accidentally chose the spanish version.... we live in a small rural northeastern town where the only person that really speak spanish would be the high school spanish teacher... we were flooded with calls asking what the letter said before we realized what I had done!! I wish I could say that our office and clients were the only ones that knew about it...but the story was relayed to most of the other offices throughout the region of our state to make sure no one else made the same mistake....i felt soooo dumb...but turned it into a big joke to make myself feel better...LOL!!
  • Carefully said on Jan 06, 2008....
    I hope you start having fun soon. Jobs should also be fun.
  • polarheart said on Jan 06, 2008....
    Like Eatmytaco I have also tried to "unlock" my front door using the remote for my car. . .how silly of me! LOL
     
    Now for my doozie: The co I work for now is run by 3 female directors, the one I deal with is married to Sam Bradley, but is actually with another man called Darren Jackson (names changed).  When I just started with the co I met my directors husband Sam Bradley, but that was many moons ago and it was a very brief meeting.  And I also didn't know at that point that she was involved with Darren Jackson, who does work for our company, but does not work in our office. 
     
    Some months later Darren Jackson and my director come into our office and I thought he was her husband and kept calling him Sam. . .it was soooo embarrassing when I found out afterwards!  Thing is that I has Sam's name stuck in my head and I keep wanting to call Darren by the name of Sam.  I have to focus really hard not to call him Sam.  Anyway, my colleagues got a real laugh out of it! LOL
  • nursecutie said on Jan 06, 2008....

    traveler, maybe you should write stuff down when it happens? Then you won't forget!

    gingersoul, that's funny! At least you didn't get pulled over for not having your lights on!

    waking, I will have to check out your daughters blog! Thanks for letting me know :)

    zayda, oh I've done that too! I am always trying to use the wrong keys and I get frustrated when they don't fit!

    lfbno, your boss sounds very gullible! I bet it is fun to play silly pranks on him.

    quietone, oh that's embarrassing! One time at work I was frustrated because the copy machine wasn't working. I kept turning it on and off and I was convinced it was broken. Everyone gathered around and no one could figure it out. They even checked the breaker box! That is when someone came over and pointed out that the machine was unplugged! LOL! Ooops.

    momsrock, that's so funny about the spanish letter! I bet that confused lots of people......LOL! And yes, I think Grissom and the gang has a good advantage over me b/c the commercials last forever! ;)

    carefully, I have lots of fun at work actually. I love my job :)

    polarheart, that's so confusing about the different men! I think I would get confused too. Sometimes I look at a person and just feel like their name is something else and I have to force myself to call them the right name. It's weird!

  • MissMimi said on Jan 06, 2008....
    Oh yes... I provided the evening's entertainment for my husband the other night.  I sat down to use the  desktop PC, figuring it was in sleep mode.  So I waited for it to "wake up"... and waited... and waited...  By this time B was laughing so hard he was doubled over.  The stupid thing wasn't even turned on  -- and there I was, hand on the mouse, swearing at the machine for taking so long!  Dumb!
  • Zayda said on Jan 06, 2008....
    Oh, Polarheart's comment about names reminded me of something. Our semesters are about 15 weeks long, and I teach 3-4 classes a semester of 20-25 students each. That's quite a few names to remember, but I pride myself on knowing everyone's name by at least week three of the semester.


    I had a student, who was originally from Jamaica, in one of my classes. And for the first 10 weeks of the semester, though his attendance was sporadic, I called him by the correct name--Jamie.


    Around week thirteen of the semester, for some bizarre reason, I started calling him Jessie. And every time I spoke to him, called on him, I called him Jessie. This went on for about a week and a half. And I have no clue why.
  • nursecutie said on Jan 06, 2008....

    Mimi, how funny! I did something like that before too. (I seem to be able to relate to alot of these mistakes......that's scary! LOL!) But once I turned on my computer and waited for it to fire up. But the screen was black! Yikes! Something was wrong. My computer was dead! Then I realized I forgot to turn the monitor on......LOL! ooops!

    zayda, that's funny! Maybe he looked more like a Jessie than a Jamie? LOL!

  • Fully*Alive said on Jan 06, 2008....
    hehehe lol that's funny... but ya... embarrassing but when im embarrassed i just laugh like it happened to someone else lol.. hey it makes me feel better 
  • Battycat said on Jan 06, 2008....
    Lol, that's funny, I've done LOADS of embarrassing things, at home and work.
  • allswell said on Jan 06, 2008....

    lol...that can be so embarrassing when that happens! Sometimes it's hard to tell if it's a man or a woman by the name...and sometimes when i'm on the phone with a customer...i can't always tell by the voice if it's a man or a woman...i usually try to say mam or sir...but if i'm not sure i don't...i don't i would hate to offend anyone! The thing about working with the public...something embarrassing will eventually happen to everyone! lol

    alls:) 

  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 07, 2008....
    Back in my ER clerk days I was usually the designated coffee maker for the crew.  One day, in the middle of a busy shift, I was making a fresh pot when a new patient presented themselves at my registration window.  I hit the brew button on the coffee maker.  It got a little busier and I didn't go back to check the progress on the coffee, but smelled fresh coffee so thought all was well.  About 15 minutes later one of the nurses started laughing and pointing to this brown river of coffee seeping out from under the door of the room the coffee maker was in.  Apparently I had put in water, grounds, filter and hit the brew button while the carafe was sitting next to the coffee maker on the counter.  It brewed the entire pot, which poured down the counter onto the floor and started snaking towards my desk like a lost child.  It took me about 45 minutes to mop up the coffee and clean up the drawers it had leaked into.  They took me off of coffee duty for awhile.

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