once upon a time, there was this giant pebble
careening through outerspace at a snail's pace
careening through outerspace at a snail's pace
for about five seconds
crawling with insects that had only two legs
and an insatiable desire for blackberry jam
they covered the pebble with a million invisible lines
and eventually anihilated the entirety of their own population
and rendered the pebble unfit for inhabitation
all in their quest for more blackberry jam.
when the five seconds were up,
the shamefaced pebble
smoulderingly ambled its way to a quiet corner of the universe
where it could sit and drink a little scotch
and wearily ponder the hazards of predictability
crawling with insects that had only two legs
and an insatiable desire for blackberry jam
they covered the pebble with a million invisible lines
and eventually anihilated the entirety of their own population
and rendered the pebble unfit for inhabitation
all in their quest for more blackberry jam.
when the five seconds were up,
the shamefaced pebble
smoulderingly ambled its way to a quiet corner of the universe
where it could sit and drink a little scotch
and wearily ponder the hazards of predictability
