I've compilied a list of the
Top Five Celebrities I Would Like to Punch Right in the Face!
and I am leaving out politicians for obvious reasons, jeez, we'd be here a week of Tuesdays if I added them in!
I'm hoping after you read my list, you will add yours and then we can compile the results and come up with the celebrity, people would most like to punch!
1. Paris Hilton- Paris, you give all rich kids a bad name, no all young people a...., no all females a bad name. Don't play dumb with me missy, I know exactly what you're up to!
Didn't work did it? Grandpa's giving most of his money to charity! I'd love to see them drop you into the middle of the most rural WalMart and let those shoppers tear you to pieces. Then....whap right in the face!
2. Britney Spears- Hello! The baby in the front seat, the lack of undies, the weirdo, nutso, party all night till you puke wackazoid behavior stops now! You are hereby sentenced to 2 months at the nearest dairy farm! Up at 5 every AM and no time off, then a big smack in the kisser!
3. Justin Timberlake- My kids listen to you on the radio...........could you sing anymore songs about getting laid? Please, how about two hundred more, we can never get enough songs about getting laid, and don't forget to add more lyrics about how hot the girl looks who's doing the laying! I'm sending you to Siberia..........cool off buddy! So I can punch you in that face of yours!
4. Pamela Anderson- yes, I know the guys all like Pammy. But could you, for the love of God in heaven, stop getting married!!!!!!! If I have to hear one more story about one of your weddings and two weeks later the big divorce, and everyone acting like it's some great tragedy we never saw coming in a million years,.............if I have to hear that once more, I will vomit so hard and with such force that D6fer, Bloc, Nursecutie, and ET will feel the chunks hit them all the way over on the west coast!!!!!! You get a year serving as a bailiff in divorce court annnnnnnnnnnnnnd a monumental pound in the facial region!
5. Madonna- Get over yourself girlie!!!! We would buy you a t-shirt that says "I am the center of the universe" but instead we are sending you to Madame Pickers School for the Correction of Moronically Fake Accents!!!!!!!! Then you will be shipped back home where you will receive a monthly visit from the PUNCH IN THE FACE CLUB!!!!!!
