Have you ever given some advice to someone that turned out bad for them?
I can think of some examples off hand...
My neice was about to be married, but got a bad cold sore just a few days before the ceremony.
She came to me and asked me what to do. I told her to get some of that liquid crap and rub it onto the sore over and over, until the dead skin flaked off....
She did, but on her wedding day, she looked even worse than she did to start with.
Another time, a guy friend at work came up to me and asked me what to do because he had really bad indigestion.
I told him I usually used Alka-Seltzer, and I actually happened to have a twin packet with me that day.
He was so grateful. He took it from me and wandered off toward the fountain...
About 20 minutes later he came back, told me he felt worse--and was blaming me. He went home and came back about two days later--looking at me like I was the devil.
(It had taken me a minute to figure out that he ATE the Alka-Seltzer, then took a drink of water...but that is another story...)
I also once told my ex to take a flying leap in a rolling doughnut and kiss my a---.
As far as I know, the doughnut is still rolling... But when he finally hits that wall, he can kiss my a---.
But then,again, I also told myself I shouldn't keep believing in stupid dreams.
It's about time I got something right.
