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Innovative Uses for Fruitcake
- Hold up your car when changing tires
- Slice and use for poker chips
- Use it to carve your turkey on
- Use as replacement for Duraflame log
- Take it camping with you...use it to weigh down the tent
- Use it as a seat at a stadium event
- Stand on it when you change a lightbulb
- Put it in the back of your car/truck for snow/ice driving
- Replaces free weights when you work out
- Use as book ends at the school library

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