luke posted on Dec 21, 2007
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Innovative Uses for Fruitcake
- Hold up your car when changing tires
- Slice and use for poker chips
- Use it to carve your turkey on
- Use as replacement for Duraflame log
- Take it camping with you...use it to weigh down the tent
- Use it as a seat at a stadium event
- Stand on it when you change a lightbulb
- Put it in the back of your car/truck for snow/ice driving
- Replaces free weights when you work out
- Use as book ends at the school library
wishyouwerehere
posted 5 days ago
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Fair warning, TBS - Not what you think! This has very little to do with actual turtles.
So, I am driving my sister's children home from day camp this afternoon when my nephews decide that an education is in order.
"Ti Ti (aunt... read entire post
I looked up on the hill, and there was hubby holding down a huge white, furry bear! He had duct-taped the front paws together, and the back paws together---and he was laughing as he threatened to unleash it at me!
I was cowered in a room loo... read entire post
We recently bought some Chinese Chicken Noodle fast food packages meant for instant meals.
After I squinted without my glasses at the directions for several minutes, I just slapped the box back into the dry cabinet and decided I would fool wi... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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Forest Gump and St. Peter
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you.... read entire post
nytquill17
posted 1 day ago
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A little wisdom from Ray Romano... read entire post