As I previously posted, I attended my first adult party and was given a few free samples to try. Most of the free samples were heighteners and lubricants and a lot of stuff I don't really need. So, I put them in a drawer and forgot all about them......until a few of my friends started complaining that they didn't work for them. I'm a very curious person....so whether I needed them or not...I decided to give them a whirl.
I was initially a little concerned with the heighteners because I already take prescriptions to improve my circulation and they basically have the same side effect. How much "heightening" can a girl take?? But like I said...I'm curious...So I tried it...
And as my friends had already stated, it didn't work. So, I added a little more....and there was a cool, mint tingling feeling but nothing like it claimed to do in the catalog. Instead of just cutting my losses and cleaning myself up....I added the rest of the sample....and then another.... But instead of that cool mint tingling...it felt like someone emptied an entire gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream on top of that very sensitive area!!!
Because it is designed to withstand all the fluids passing by....it isn't the easiest to clean off and now...I believe I have freezer burn!! How do you fix freezer burn down there??? This is exactly why I am scared of sex products!!!
Fortunately, I started to unthaw and there doesn't appear to be any real damage....but what if there was?! It's not like I can afford to see a doctor for something like this when I have already seen him for two other sex related injuries this year! What would his advice be?? QUIT HAVING SEX....there's an idea!!
Have any of you had any bad experiences with toys or products that you care to share? Make me feel a little better about my freezer burn? LOL
