Two horses were standing out in a field. One of the said "boy, it sure is hot out here today". The other one said "WOW! A TALKING HORSE!"
Tell me a joke. Good, bad or indifferent. Let's have some fun :-)
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GracefullyGrowing said on Dec 08, 2007....
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CreativeWoman said on Dec 08, 2007....
I'll come back if I think of something. :-)
CW
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Mr_Box said on Dec 08, 2007....
Okay someone sent me this. Cheesy. But it still made me laugh a little.little boy : mommy is god a girl or a boy?
mommy: god is both a girl and a boy
little boy: mommy is god black or white?
mommy: god is both black and white
little boy: mommy is god gay or straight?
mommy: god is both gay and straight
little boy: mommy is god Michael Jackson? -
travelr712 said on Dec 08, 2007....
box - yeah, that'll do :-) -
TinSoldier said on Dec 08, 2007....
How many letters are in the alphabet?
24, because E.T. went home.
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travelr712 said on Dec 08, 2007....
LOL tin! i like that one!there are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't. -
CreativeWoman said on Dec 08, 2007....
This duck walks into a bar. He asks the bartender if he's got any fish. The bartender says, "No, we don't serve fish."
The next day the duck comes back and again asks the bartender if he's got any fish. The bartender says, "I told you yesterday that we don't have any fish. Stop coming in here."
The third day the duck comes back and again asked the bartender if he's got any fish. This time the bartender says, "I told you that we don't have any fish. You get out of here! If you come back again I'm going to nail your webbed feet to the floor!"
The fourth day the duck comes back again. The bartender stops him and says, "You've got a lot of nerve coming back in here!" The duck says, "You got any nails." The bartender is all flustered and says, "No we don't have any nails. This is a bar!"
The duck says, "You got any fish?"
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TinSoldier said on Dec 08, 2007....
Oh, I've got more. Our local newspaper publishes the "Lame Joke du Jour" occasionally.
Q: Why should you never go to the bathroom with a Pokemon?
A: Because he'll Pikachu.
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.
Q: What does the Jolly Green Giant wear to formal occasions?
A: A three peas suit.
I could go on. I may not have a million of 'em but I've got at least twenty.
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TinSoldier said on Dec 08, 2007....
Oh, one of my personal favorites:Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl
in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world."
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to
have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the
smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and
says."Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ? -
travelr712 said on Dec 08, 2007....
cw - nail your webbed feet to the floor! priceless!tinman - piig! i'm still laughing!annd seems like everybody knows it but rosy, huh? :-) -
GracefullyGrowing said on Dec 08, 2007....
LOL! Those are great!!~Grace~ -
starchini said on Dec 08, 2007....
Brunette looks down at the ground and says "aww look at the dead bird"The blonde looks down at the ground and says "where?"Two cowboys go hiking in the country and one cowboys stops to take a leak and a rattle snake bites him on the ass. the other cowboys runs into town to ask the doc what to do and the doc says "youve got to suck the poison out" the cowboy goes back to his cowboy friend whose in agonizing pain and says "the doc said your gonna die"a father is waiting at the door with his shotgun to meet the three boys that his three daughters are about to go on a date with.The first boy knocks on the door and the dad answers it and the boy says"hey my name joe, im here to pick up flow, were going to the show is she ready to go?"the dad looks him up and down and decides this man is ok so he lets his daughter go.The next boy knocks on the door and the dad answers the door and the boy says "hey, my name is eddie, im here to pick up betty, and eat some spaghetti, is she ready?"the dad looks him up and down and decides that he is worthy.The third guy knocks on the door and says"hey my name is chuck"and the dad shot himhahaha i love that last joke it makes me pee a little. -
travelr712 said on Dec 08, 2007....
star - doesn't that go 'the blond looks up in the sky and says where'?LOL on the cowboys! not exactly broke back mountain, huh?i LOVE the third one!a guy walks into a bar with a duck on his headthe bartender says 'can i help you?'the duck says 'yeah, can you get this guy off my ass?' -
CreativeWoman said on Dec 08, 2007....
Do you know why you have to be careful what you say in a corn field?
It's full of ears.
ba dum bump :-)
Corny, I know.
CW
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travelr712 said on Dec 08, 2007....
as et once said.... oooooouuuuucccccchhhhhhh! :-) -
starchini said on Dec 08, 2007....
OMG trav i cant do anything right! hehehe, yes she looks UP...garsh.... : ( -
starchini said on Dec 08, 2007....
the duck one is good i think ill keep it. XD -
travelr712 said on Dec 08, 2007....
not a problem star, it was funny anyway :-) -
queenparanoia said on Dec 08, 2007....
whahahahahaha so many funny jokes!!! i'm just here checking them out!!! =) -
travelr712 said on Dec 08, 2007....
nice to see ya, qpdoll -
queenparanoia said on Dec 08, 2007....
that's cute... qpdoll... ;) -
travelr712 said on Dec 09, 2007....
yeah, i kinda liked it myself :-) -
NightShadowGirl said on Oct 05, 2008....
If you walk into the restroom American, and you walk out of the restroom American, what are you while you're in the restroom?
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European!
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travelr712 said on Oct 06, 2008....
hi nsg. what a blast from the past! i'd forgotten all about this post! here's the way i heard that joke...what nationality are you while you're going to the bathroom?european.what nationality are you before you get there?yer a russian. :-) -
starchini said on Oct 06, 2008....
hehe...they both are good ones! aww...i wish i had a new joke... -
travelr712 said on Oct 06, 2008....
yeah they are star. lessee, a new joke?how do you get down off an elephant?you don't get down off an elephant, you get down off a duck.ok, not new, but funny :-) -
starchini said on Oct 06, 2008....
hmm...i had to get ouside help to understand that one. lol...its funny now though : ) -
travelr712 said on Oct 06, 2008....
well i did the first time i heard it too starcourse i was 8... :-P -
starchini said on Oct 07, 2008....
haha! now ur funny! u were 8! psh, u lil turd. I just kept reading it over and over thinking "if ur getting off of an elephant why is it a duck? I dont get it. Get off of an elephant, u dont, u get off of a duck, but it said it was an elephant...." I hollered for my coworker "Hey, do u get this?" "What?" then i read the joke to him word for word and he sat at the chair and pondered a moment and says "Yes i get it.." I say "Well, explain it to me then, hows the elephant turn into a duck and why is that funny?" "Oh christina, think about it" " i did!" "u get DOWN off a duck" "No in the first sentence he got down off an elephant"... "feather down not down off" "OHHH, hehe, i get it" *he nods his head condesending at me* lol..... Sometimes im just far to logical to understand jokes like that : ) yup thats my excuse, im too smart... : P -
travelr712 said on Oct 09, 2008....
well, when i first heard it, i struggled for nearly a year, imagining you'd line a duck up beside an elephant, and then step on the duck before you stepped on the ground. but i didn't think that was very funny, cause how would you get the duck to stand still, and it's a long way down from an elephant to a duck, and it'd probably end up hurting the duck anyway. but again, i was 8... :-Pand you're right star, you're too smart for my own good.
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