So my neighbor is having sex again. I wonder if this is why sex has been on my mind a lot lately. Either that or because of all the sex talk on here. I wouldn't say I enjoy hearing them, but it brings out a lot of strange emotions in me. At least its over in a minute. Seriously, when I do hear it, its loud and over very quickly.
I'm not a parent, nor do I have any experience with sex, but do you think its bad to have sex while your 4-year-old is in the next room? I'm talking loud "oh my god!" sex. I just wonder what impact that has on the development of a young girl. Ok they are done. bye!
lampshade posted on Dec 04, 2007
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quietone said on Dec 04, 2007....
omg lampshade, I had to read this 3 times before I read it right...I thought at first you ment that your neighbor was having sex with the 4 year old. I hope the child was fast alseep.... -
lampshade said on Dec 04, 2007....
lol no no I see how you could read it that way. I have to edit it to make it a little more clear. oops! call off the police! -
Twylarants said on Dec 04, 2007....
That's what I thought too, but it's because I read too fast.
I think a 4 year old would be more frightened by the noise than curious.
But...over in a minute? Jeez, that's not even long enough for your cigarette to go out.
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designedmoreforpublic said on Dec 04, 2007....
Couldn't have been that good if it was over bedore you finished your post............ -
BorntoShop said on Dec 05, 2007....
Gosh, over in a minute? I didn't know that was possible!! Sounds like they need more practice to me "lampshade," but not at your expense since you have to listen to them!!! And the poor child - jeez, what kind of parents are they? That child will certainly be damaged for life! -
quietone said on Dec 05, 2007....
I think that the child would probably have questions if he/she was awake.. I don't think it would do any long term damage to her...if she were older..well then...I would not want to have to answer questions! -
SilentChaos said on Dec 05, 2007....
*Poor Kid* -
Sunshine_Mariah said on Dec 05, 2007....
Awww lamp...I'm sorry you had to hear that again. And yes, the poor little girl. I would be terrified if I were her. I'm sure she was fast asleep, but imagine if the little one wasn't. *sigh* -
CreativeWoman said on Dec 05, 2007....
That would be something to hear. I can see why your mind turns to sex.
CW
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uniquely-ironic said on Dec 05, 2007....
A whole minute huh? Well, lets hope the 4 y.o. develops the ability to block out disturbing events. -
lampshade said on Dec 05, 2007....
Yeah ok so its not just me. The kid isn't here all the time, but I know she is sometimes and the bedrooms share a wall, and theres no way the kid sleeps through it all the time, so this kid has to wonder whats going on. -
Racerboy said on Dec 06, 2007....
At least the girl won't have overinflated expectations of it lasting for hours! Makes you wonder how long it had been going on before it got loud? I don't think it will effect the kid if it is over that quickly. I'm sure the mother isn't happy about it either! -
lampshade said on Dec 06, 2007....
The mother sure sounds happy while its going on! -
crybabylu said on Dec 07, 2007....
I thought you were the four year old.....(me laughing!)....I thought "My you write good for a four year old."....heheeeeeeee -
dyingman said on Dec 09, 2007....
If anyone ever needs a good line to feed a confused child, you might want to explain away various moaning as "Mommy was having bad dreams."
Worked for us.
And BTW, lampshade, the stuff you could HEAR took a minute.
Hey! Wait a minute... where do you live anyway!?!?!
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callingyou said on Dec 11, 2007....
hahaha..
being that, i was a young girl who was scarred for life by the image of my parents..uh performance.. YES! that poor little girl, she's going to think they're playing monopoly in there one day and walk in wanting to play..only to be scarred with the same image i was scarred by..haha poor lil girl
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