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So here's the picture of the fugly dress I wore to the company party.  It's black velvet and very boring.
 
We got there about 10 minutes late, which normally I stress about, but strangely I was beyond caring about that night.  We all were handed envelopes with drink coupons in them and raffle tickets.  I suppose it's a good idea to limit the amount of drinking at a company thing.  We got this picture taken and said hello to the people I knew as we scouted out a table.
 
We ended up sitting with a couple of the HR girls, another admin and an employee from our logistics company and their guests.  Bill was sitting next to a lady in her 60s who was the employees guest and supposed designated driver.  We watched as that lady packed away at least 4 drinks in 2 hours.  She was really kind of funny and a little sad.  She was flirting with Bill and stealing sips from her friends drinks when she wasn't looking.  I hope they took a taxi home.
 
The food was really very good and the room was decorated very nicely.  I felt a little uncomfortable mingling with the executives, their spouses & guests and the employees from the other company that we administrate.  Most people were 50 or in that range, so there was a little bit of an age gap.  When the DJ started up the dance floor there were dozens of "deer in the headlight" looks in the room.  Who in their right mind goes out and shakes their booty when they have to drag said booty into work on monday and be all professional?!  Not me!  I know better than that.  In fact my big boss asked if I had stayed to dance and I made the excuse that I dance like an epileptic frog and had decided not to committ professional suicide by dancing.
 
I suppose in the long run being all bent out of shape about what to wear was more energy wasted than it was worth.


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  • silverwhisper said on Dec 03, 2007....
    you know, in all seriousness, the only time office holiday party i ever attended that was any fun was when i used to work for a start-up--everyone else is so scared about liability, you know?

    my sympathies, i was kinda hoping yours wouldn't follow that mold. :<

    ed
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 03, 2007....
    SW - I suppose this was more normal than the ER christmas parties, which were a blast.  Let's face it, when you spend the rest of the year covered in blood and other "stuff", a little cutting loose is nothing to worry about.
  • Mamie said on Dec 03, 2007....
    hi Uni! I think you look smashinly beautiful!! How in the world can velvet be boring!?? By its very touch, it is just fabulous! I bet everybody was wishing you had asked them to dance...alcohol aside, dancing is such a fun ice breaker, esp. if you can get the giggles going out on the floor! mamie
  • wombat said on Dec 03, 2007....
    I think you both look nice--but I would love to see a YouTube of that very descriptive way you dance....ha.... (like Elaine on Seinfeld, maybe?  ha...)
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 03, 2007....
    Mamie - thank you.  You're so nice :)  I've been told I'm a hoochy mama dancer, so I'm thinking the company party isn't the right time to show off those skills ;)
  • Mamie said on Dec 03, 2007....
    hoochy mama? YOU GO GIRL! That is hysterical!! Hope you had fun anyway!!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 03, 2007....
    Mamie - Free food and alcohol are all it takes to buy my company apparently.
  • secretlife said on Dec 03, 2007....
    i think you look great!
    and i miss my husband's office holiday party!
  • queenparanoia said on Dec 03, 2007....
    you guys look great! oh well i would have done the same if my boss were in that party... =)
  • evil_twin said on Dec 03, 2007....
    That's a good picture! Office parties can sometimes be really lame, I guess. I hope our party will be fun though. It's not until the 14th, so I'll have to let you know if it sucked or not :-P I wouldn't dance either, by the way. I would embarrass myself way too much in front of people who call me boss....

    -evil_twin LA
  • fearing said on Dec 03, 2007....
    U-I, I was wondering how your party turned out.  Sorry it was a dud but you look absolutely smashing dahling.  I think the dress is very pretty - not boring but classy.  You and hubby make a nice photo.  Did you win a door prize? 

    I've been planning on posting a pic from ours but I realized I didn't take any photos of Sweety and me on my camera.  If I can locate one, I'll share.
       
  • vacantmind said on Dec 03, 2007....
    I despise company parties. One being I am a housewife and they are my husbands co-workers. Each time they always turn to company business. Since I use to work for the company and so did many of the other wives we just stand by listening to what is new. It is rather boring. I usually opt out of these but I think I am getting suckered in this year because hubby now works with people that I haven't met.
  • preacherman said on Dec 03, 2007....
    I never cared for company parties much either..........
  • Fallyn said on Dec 04, 2007....
    the only company party i have EVER been to was for the newspaper i worked at......
    you had EVERYONE there.....from the editor in chief all the way down to us lowliest peons in production.

    we all pretty much sat at the same table....and all the reporters and secretaries kept looking over as though wondering if we were all crashing the party cause no one ever saw us!!!

    we all worked the graveyard shift out in the pressroom.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 04, 2007....
    SL - thanks.  I like going to my SO party more than mine.  Less to worry about.
     
    queen - yeah, those bosses are worrisome that way.
     
    ET - I guess bosses have the same problems with the office dance.  You'll have to let us know how your holiday party goes.
     
    fearing - I thought about you having your party when I was at mine.  The company paid a photographer to take the pictures.  I've cropped out the "advertisement" that has the company name and year under this pic.
     
    vacant - When I go to my SO's parties I get bored during the company talk.  I usually try to hit the bathroom and the bar on the way back so that I miss the boring stuff.
     
    preacher - I think if you put aside your idea of what a real party is like, they're not bad.  Heck, it's a free meal and possibly a couple of drinks.
     
    Fallyn - LOL graveyarders are kind of company ghosts.  I was careful to avoid anyone over manager level for most of the evening.
  • Fallyn said on Dec 04, 2007....
    UI...yup...i think that's a very good way to describe it. *laughing*
  • Tuesday said on Dec 04, 2007....
    You look good  together!
    I was in my husband's company party too last Saturday and we have the same experience  of a flirting girl on our table. She is drunk.
    I never dance, as I have both left foot.But I don't want her talking to my husband anymore. So I pulled him off  to the dance floor( to his surprise) to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's Brown -eyed girl.Right foot in, right foot out.Left foot in, left put out.Gosh, it was cold there but I'm sweating!
     
     
     
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 04, 2007....
    tuesday - It's annoying when someone gets drunk and does foolish things at a company party.
  • Tuesday said on Dec 04, 2007....
    Yes it is! The drunk girl has a bf beside her and it was so obvious that I am the wife. She didn't mind. When we get back after the dance, my husband and I changed seats.So ,she started talking  to me . I said "I speak little english and don't understand much of it"
    She talked anyway: "Where are you from? You look Chinese, are you?then begun telling stories again. I gave up. We left shortly.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 04, 2007....
    tuesday - unfortunately there's little you can do with a drunk that makes them quiet.  Probably it was best for you to leave to avoid her.  Maybe she had a big hang over the next day :)
  • Tuesday said on Dec 05, 2007....
    I srongly agree! Big hangover? Right! I'm absolutely sure of that :)

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