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Someone gave me this link to an amusing website. It's called Googlism. You punch in your first name, and all these funny little sayings come up about you. It cracked me up.
 
But then again, I'm easily amused sometimes.
 
You should try it and post the best results.
 
If you don't want to show us your actual name, just leave that part off when you post. Or fill it in with your screen name.
 
Here were my favorite results:
 
 jack is simply breathtaking
 jack is "magic"
 jack is a hottie
 jack is lobster boy
 jack is a hero
 jack is my love slave
 jack is funny at times but lacks real plot
 jack is a multitalented circus performer and entertainer
jack is also available for birthday parties
jack is a bit like having an insurance policy
jack is cool and everything
jack is here don't you fear
jack is available for adoption
jack is a man in the true sense


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  • silverwhisper said on Dec 02, 2007....
    i'm just gonna copy & paste the first ten, cuz i don't have the patience to sort through all 141 hits:

    ed is hottt timeless timeline
    ed is edesign's methodology for developing
    ed is the standard text editor
    ed is www
    ed is he a good man
    ed is a union issue
    ed is a recipe for disaster
    ed is on????
    ed is more fun than this
    ed is on_??cd_??_tvb?????

    edit: heh...i just tried to use my username and i got back this:

    sorry, google doesn't know enough about silverwhisper yet.

    i thought that was pretty funny. :D

    ed
  • designedmoreforpublic said on Dec 02, 2007....
    cool- thx for sharing
     
    .... is hope
    .... is hot
    .... is not available to users for free
    .... is in terrible danger
    .... is in a bad situation
  • evil_twin said on Dec 02, 2007....
    Fun stuff! There was a lot to weed through, but these were the best ones.

    kyle is eating squid right now
    kyle is that guy that sits in back in the dark
    kyle is devastated and cant breathe
    kyle is now in crazytown
    kyle is a happy little boy who occasionally laughs inappropriately
    kyle is blessed with 1940s matinee idol looks
    kyle is a big guy with a very large soul and he doesn't write little songs
    kyle is notorious for locking his keys in his car
    kyle is always laughing and making up jokes for the entertainment of others
    kyle is only part of the soggy story
    kyle is a little weird
    kyle is a little boy who lives in a big city
  • nursecutie said on Dec 02, 2007....
    natalie is still really stupid
    natalie is the queen of procrastination
    natalie is an intensely private person
    natalie is not stuck up
    natalie is a tough cookie
    natalie is a professional fashion model
    natalie is hot and she's in freakin' star wars ( I loved this one!)
    natalie is sexy
    natalie is a passionate soul
    natalie is naked in club elite
    natalie is engaged
    natalie is wetting her panties (yikes! LOL!)
  • evil_twin said on Dec 02, 2007....
    Just for more fun, I had to try my screen name. This was pretty good too!

    evil twin is pretty damn rotten and evil
    evil twin is big fun in a twisted package
    evil twin is a vampire
    evil twin is such a nuisance
    evil twin is the mirror image of the hero
    evil twin is a crazy freaking wild beast
    evil twin is nicholas brendon
    evil twin is supposed to attract women
  • nursecutie said on Dec 02, 2007....

    When I tried to do my user name I got the same response as Ed! It said that Google did not know enough about nursecutie yet.........LOL I guess I need to do something about that!

    Your responses were really funny, Kyle!

    xxoo natalie xxoo

  • minniemouse said on Dec 02, 2007....

    ok....mine came up with a bunch of PORN stuff!!!  Aaack!  For example:

    lisa is very hot and waits for your c*%?....sheesh...at least I'm hot....

    lisa is gonna get it on come and watch...good lord!

    lisa is kept in the warden's office....probably because I got arrested for the porn! 

    There were some other things about being a lesbian....going to leave THOSE out....Not that there is anything WRONG with that...(thanks Seinfield)

    There were some good ones...lisa is a good mother because she is a kind...I like that one! 

    The most offensive one?....Well...I really cringed....lisa is a ny yankees fan.....Holy cow....hard to keep my lunch down.....LOL

    Thanks for the fun Mr. Box man!!!!  :-)  Minnie

  • minniemouse said on Dec 02, 2007....
    Went back to try Minnie Mouse.....
     
    "minnie mouse is a slut"
     
    Sheesh......
  • elleb84 said on Dec 02, 2007....
    this is fun...these were some of my favorite:
     
    elleb is a happy pumper
    elleb is the shit
    elleb is a registered u.s. trademark
    elleb is getting tubes in her ears monday
    elleb is quiet but effective
    elleb is one of tv's women of the year
    elleb is fashion

  • Mr_Box said on Dec 02, 2007....

    This is repost of a comment by kumarilata who wanted her real name taken off. Sorry it took me so long to delete it. I wasn't here.

    K is an unforgettable woman
    K is beautiful
    K is very sweet
    K is working on a book of stories and savoonga history for her grandchildren
    K is also the enormously talented lead singer of della and the fellas
    K is currently enjoying her hard earned retirement along with her husband 
    K is working on one of her other talents, writing
    K is pretty fun
    K is an ordained minister who marries gays
    K is passionate about love and life
    K is highly flexible
    K is an inspiration
    K is a beautiful woman inside and out
    K is the person who wrote the first conqueror story i will review
    K is awesome

  • destinydiva said on Dec 02, 2007....
    this was funny!! i went through and tried the other stuff too!
    I tried destinydiva but they didnt know enough about me so I tried it with just destiny and it came up with loads!! I just selected a chunk from the middle somewhere...

    destiny is equipped with penn international rods and reels as well as other top of the line tackle~ hmmmmmmmmm    tackle tickled me!! lol is that an english thing? :-)
    destiny is no matter of chance
    destiny is really funny she?sa nice girl to be friends with   !!! yay i liked this one :-)
    destiny is a cannon shooting you into the stars     aaawwwww :-)
    destiny is riding again rolling in the rain   somehow I like this one too :-)
    destiny is generally limited to the undeniable and factual circumstances~very true!!
    destiny is a reflection of time~hmmmmmmmm
    destiny is fulfilled~ questionable!!!!!!  :-)
    destiny is a quarterly science fiction and fantasy magazine that's produced in canada but showcases stories and illustrations from all over the world ~ interesting!!
    destiny is virtually absent in today's christianity ~very true of me dunno about actual destiny!! lol
    destiny is the first of these titles to see release and if this is a sign of things to come then we're in good hands~yay!! whatever it means? sounds good tho huh?
    destiny is a gem~ awwwwwww google loves me :-) lol
    destiny is moved from its stowage position in the cargo bay of the space shuttle ~cool huh? :-)
    destiny is the story of eike  ~ who is eike???
    destiny is an enigma   i think i like this one...let me go google enigma :-)
    destiny is riding again rolling in the rain unwinding in the wind my destiny is fighting again secretly unwinding what it was i was supposed to say ~ ooh i like this one too
    destiny is dead version 1~ hmmm  now at first i didnt like this one but then i figured after my departure and then immediate re birth it could kinda fit in to that!!!  lol  so I am now offiicially destiny version 2!!!!!!! :-)

    fun post mr box kept me amused for ages :-) xx
  • Fallyn said on Dec 02, 2007....
    all of those are SOOOO funny.
    i'll try mine and post.
  • Mr_Box said on Dec 02, 2007....

    I'm glad everyone is having so much fun with this.

    Some of them are really good. And some of them seem miraculously true.

    I'm sorry you got so many porn things, Minniemouse. I guess Lisa must be a popular porn name. But it makes for good comedy.

    Thank you all for playing along with the game.

  • Eilan said on Dec 02, 2007....
    Here are some of the results with my real name:
    . . . is ready and waiting for your hard cock teen nude pic
    . . . is cool
    . . . is an outdated version
    . . . is a vivacious young english diva girl
    . . . is 5 stories tall and is one of the oldest buildings in my city
    . . . is in good company wearing her mini dress in purple
    . . . is designed to handle large numbers of clients and data
    . . . is the most academically successful of her friends
    . . . is still in a coma
    . . . is totally useless
    . . . is a recently deceased teenager who will come back to haunt you if you don't send her message out to as many people as you can

    And with my SC name:
    Eilan is known to the romans as helena
    Eilan is a hot redhead amateur with a web cam
    Eilan is right
    Eilan is well
    Eilan is an attractive stone built house which has been here for over one hundred years
    Eilan is standing in her parents' shop when ancient clocks which haven't worked in ages start to chime
    Eilan is compelled to follow her heart
  • Fallyn said on Dec 02, 2007....
    i'm here
    i'm sooo cool
    i'm having issues with the planning of my birthday ...(how did they know)
    i'm the biggest loser of all
    i'm wonderful
    i'm so cool i made myself cry and someone else too
    i'm ready to fix breakfast
    i'm proving an apt pupil
    i'm exclusive
    i'm back ha ha ha
    i'm a force to be reckoned with
    i'm disturbed


  • Fallyn said on Dec 02, 2007....
    eilan......wow. 5 stories tall in a purple dress..........no one could EVER miss that. *grin*

    alas though..you are in a coma and totally useless.

  • lampshade said on Dec 02, 2007....
    Here are mine, using my screen name:

    lampshade is 10 inches (I've been telling people this for years)
    lampshade is handmade from decorative paper
    lampshade is cut by hand using an exacto knife on a light table
    lampshade is worth nine thousand dollars
    lampshade is camouflaged with a drape of flowers
    lampshade is the poor man's light box
    lampshade is very easy and cheap to make and is very charming when completed

  • Fallyn said on Dec 02, 2007....
    *FALLING OVER LAUGHING* lampshade.....wow. there is going to be some lucky person someday.
  • lampshade said on Dec 02, 2007....
    because I'm 10 inches, very easy, worth $9k, and camouflaged with a drape of flowers?  I just don't know how googlism knew all that about me.
  • Fallyn said on Dec 02, 2007....
    these are the ONLY ones that came up for my screenname.

    fallyn is here
    fallyn is my mother and rijkheer is my grandfather
    fallyn is one of the top students in this class
    fallyn is to feitheles peple; and wayte well my wordis and wrappe hem togedir
  • Lioness said on Dec 02, 2007....
    Hi, sorry I could not resist dropping by and joining the fun. :D Here's the result of my username, and I picked the outrageous ones)

    lioness is in season for only 4 days out of each year (ouch!)
    lioness is practically extinct (ouch again!)
    lioness is driven by her loneliness to kidnap mother ostrich's chicks (ok, I swear I won't eat them)
    lioness is a pussycat (hmmm.. I never knew that!)
    lioness is my dear soulsister (ok, at first blink, it's like a soulcaster)
    lioness is no ordinary specialty coffee dispensing system (sheesh)

    I had a good laugh. Thanks!

  • lampshade said on Dec 02, 2007....
    Lioness!  Leave the baby ostrich's alone!
  • Zayda said on Dec 02, 2007....
    Almost all of the ones for my name were some porn something or other. Here are some of the interesting ones.

    " " is
    "" is satanic
    " " is really like
    " " is getting naked
    " " is in
    " " is looking for you
    " " is still alive? and the news media is wrong? (yep, still alive)
    " " is getting naked nude in public
    " " is stripping
    " " is back (I didn't know I went somewhere)
    " " is an artificially intelligent computer program
    " " is a very sensuous woman who loves to spend sinful hours with a creative lover
    " " is up to her usual hocus
    " " is continuing to delight and entertain audiences locally and around the world with her strong performances of original
    " " is working up a spell now
    " " is truly a sight to behold
    " " is that the effects are light
    " " is nothing more than an unripe apple hanging on a tree  (hmmmm...)
    " " is delivered as a digital satellite signal
    " " is the nymph of the severn river
    " " is one of those all
    " " is a national and international speaker for conferences
    " " is also in the process of submitting patent applications for a few innovative home and building products which she designed
    " " is indeed a seductress
    " " is a dominant who loves her position as she loves her submissives " " is still the goddess who

    For Zayda, I didn't get many hits:

    zayda is
    zayda is referred to as
    zayda is missing from the cabin
    zayda is bowled over by khalid much to the annoyance of her suitor "king of the forest"
    zayda is now given to the victorious military abayaldos as a reward
    zayda is searching for an educated
    zayda is standing on an eminence at back




  • Lioness said on Dec 02, 2007....
    Sssshhh... lampshade, mother ostrich might wake up! I promise I won't harm them... Else I won't believe that inches you were saying.. where's the exacto knife????
  • Fallyn said on Dec 02, 2007....
    i love that you're missing from the cabin...that just struck me funny.
  • desertsienna2 said on Dec 03, 2007....
    Desert Sienna

    Dessert Inn
  • Vaishali said on Dec 03, 2007....

    Its not funny, it gives real meaning of your name,if you are getting funny things that means your name itself is funny. What  got for my name is all true...her it is.

    vaishali is situated in the eastern indian state of bihar
    vaishali is 56 kms
    vaishali is also considered to be the birthplace of jain tirthankar
    vaishali is located just south of the burhi gandak river
    vaishali is credited with being the world's first republic to have a duly elected assembly of representatives and efficient administration
    vaishali is bound
    vaishali is the place where the buddha delivered his last sermon
    vaishali is called sachin tendulkar of magnet
    vaishali is credited with being the world?s first republic to have a duly elected assembly of representatives and efficient administration
    vaishali is credited with being the world?s first republic
    vaishali is then twice blessed and remains an important pilgrim centre for both buddhists and jains
    vaishali is bound by the hills of nepal on the north and the river gandak on the west
    vaishali is the semiconductor company that is providing the key building blocks in the broadband access revolution
    vaishali is famous for its association with lord buddha and lord mahabira
    vaishali is an
    vaishali is a very important to buddhism
    vaishali is more circumspect with her decision
    vaishali is
    vaishali is one of the most popular restaurant among the student community of pune
    vaishali is a privately held company that was founded in 1999 as a fabless semiconductor company headquartered in silicon valley
    vaishali is then twice blessed and remains an important pilgrim center for both buddhists and jains

  • preacherman said on Dec 03, 2007....

    jr is now in a stepfamily jr
    jr is *average* looking?????
    jr is right
    jr is the premiere gps vehicle tracking system by
    jr is the right fogger for all your household uses
    jr is so right
    jr is one of
    jr is one of novato area's
    jr is a statist commie
    jr is watching you
    jr is one of davis
    jr is houseblends today
    jr is a straight shooter
    jr is still the man
    jr is easy to use
    jr is better than any other bgn driver
    jr is too cool
    jr is a table

  • tao said on Dec 03, 2007....
    hoy mag-ingat kayo sa pagpost ng googlism results dito, kasi pwede ma-trace mga totoong pangalan nyo. reverse lookup tawag dun mga tol.

    hi amanda!
    hi sabrina!
    hi andrea!
    hi phoebe!

  • rmuxagirl said on Dec 03, 2007....
    jenn is in remission and remains as optimistic as ever
    jenn is an amazing freestyle canoeist
    jenn is a woman named rosario  (hahahaha)
    jenn is drawn into the shadowland
    jenn is my valentine  (who's valentine I wanna know!)
    jenn is one of those people
    jenn is older then glen they apparently didn't have colour photography at that point
    jenn is a person who loves jesus deeply — it's very apparent
        and yet....

    jenn is an atheist

    jenn is an egg

    and google doesn't know anything about rmuxagirl yet


    I did my ex's name:
    jake is the worst thing that has ever happened to me
    jake is all wrong

    hmm interesting
  • kruuyai said on Dec 03, 2007....
      kruuyai is now with the saviour
      kruuyai is also a qualified hopi ear candle therapist
      kruuyai is back from her sabbatical in northern iraq
      kruuyai  is a contemporary colourist who has had a love affair with sunlight
      Kruuyai is filled with innovative arts and craft stores
      kruuyai is a medium sized city with an official population of about 90
      kruuyai is now accepting applications for funding
      kruuyai is particularly known for her no
      Kruuyai is one of these special places
      kruuyai is approximately 92
      kruuyai is considered one of the best examples of urban planning in the united states
      kruuyai is the "assigned teacher" for the "class from hell
      kruuyai is an easy and affordable escape
  • tizzygirl said on Dec 03, 2007....
    No, it's not my REAL name, just a nickname :)

    kitty is the cat's meow
    kitty is in need of prayers
    kitty is freshly radioactive
    kitty is a angel
    kitty is up to no good
    kitty is what kitty eats
    kitty is as kitty does
    kitty is an addictive '
    kitty is dope
    kitty is unpredictable
    kitty is dressed in a variety of star prints and sprinkled with starry fairy dust
    kitty is innocent
    kitty is oh so cute
    kitty is nuts
    kitty is available as a "premium" option

    ok this entertained my sleep deprived mind!  Thanks boxy!
  • silverwhisper said on Dec 04, 2007....
    nat: o good, i'm glad i'm not the only one that google didn't know enough about! :>

    ed
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Dec 08, 2007....

    I got a great laugh from this. :-D

    *** is top dog at Crufts (thanks, Google, thanks :-p)
    *** is invading our space
    *** is not a Smurf
    *** is protecting me
    *** is a freak now
    *** is always cheerful
    *** is the queen
    *** is a goofball (true, true :-D)
    *** is worth the wait
    *** is a collaborative effort by the michigan library community
    *** is to make sure this kind of scandal never gets reported
    *** is the pick of the crop

    When I tried my sn, I got "google doesn't know enough..."

    ~Infernal

  • lalalalalala said on Dec 09, 2007....
    Googlism for: kay..............I got soooooo many that I'm editing the list down!
    kay is here
    kay is protecting health care
    kay is well on the way
    kay is from jolly manchester
    kay is the real deal
    kay is wonderful
    kay is so right
    kay is only trying to seduce one man
    kay is blown away
    kay is one of the finest fantasy authors living today
    kay is a renowned visionary
    kay is a genious
    kay is constantly raising the level of excellence in platinum bridal jewelry
    kay is a very popular escort who has built up a superb reputation and now attracts many regular clients
    kay is also proud to be a patron to a number of organisations
    kay is not the kind of girl to give up
    kay is someone i have always admired
    kay is a comedy genius
    kay is the rare writer who can supply a character in a novel with poetry equal to its reputation within the fictional world
    kay is really one of the most dynamic speakers i have been fortunate enough to work with
    kay is the best thing to come out of bolton since wanderers won the sherpa van trophy in 1989
    kay is committed to the game at all levels
    kay is a double flowered selection of canadian wild plum
    kay is certainly our inspirational leader
    kay is one of britain's leading thinkers about economics and business
    kay is the one
    kay is one of the most unforgettable people one could ever meet
    kay is a worker and a leader
    kay is back to work on her new album in english
  • TaintedAtBirth said on Dec 18, 2007....
    I don't exist!
    lol

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