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I am a tireless traveller on the road of knowledge and enlightenment (but my friends call me a mug).
pascodelta
posted on Mar 27, 2008
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...If God was a woman, She would keep tinkering with us all the time and changing her mind. You would wake up with 12 arms one morning because you were moving house that day...... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Dec 27, 2007
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I had sweat what seemed like pints - considering that humans are predominantly water, I was getting concerned that I may shrivel up (a process that had already started in the trouser department ...... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Dec 05, 2007
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”You look lovely, Granny!”You do not explain that the term ‘lovely’ is being used ‘relatively’ and by no means figuratively. I mean, she won’t be winning any competitions, will she?... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Nov 18, 2007
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The Creator has a sense of humour, some may say, cruel; as when creating the cat with it’s lifestyle of self, He gave the male an Achilles Heel; an affliction so terrible, so as to lay waste to all thoughts of feline fantasy...... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Nov 15, 2007
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On entering the shop, they made the mistake of dallying just that split second too long as they passed the crisps, possibly distracted by a ‘2 for 1’ offer, but that was all I needed...... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Oct 21, 2007
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I no longer have to frantically maintain scanning surveillance for a shorter queue or new till opening. No longer will I hate the person who was behind me but saw a new till opening before I did – and made their move...... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Oct 01, 2007
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If you have ever tried to run flat out in waist high water, on uneven ground, you will have some sympathy for my plight...... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Oct 01, 2007
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True Story : I presume Mandi, thought it was not the worse plan, but, he had no idea....... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Sep 11, 2007
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I presume a cross-calculation, something like, aspiration divided by academic ability or practical ability, whichever is the greater, multiplied by opportunity – minus taxes... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Sep 08, 2007
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Sometimes, thankfully not all the time, I may be talking to someone and feel a comical urge to slap them.... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Aug 21, 2007
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I feel like I have been rolled up in a blanket – and thwacked incessantly with a human-being sized fly-swat.... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Aug 20, 2007
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This is the debut video from my nephews, 308.Wishing them all the best, I'm very proud of them...... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Aug 11, 2007
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A small polar bear is sitting on the ice shelf next to his Mother, when he asks:"Mum, am I a grizzly bear?"... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Aug 11, 2007
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Given estimates by scientists, I am probably responsible for the extinction of communities of Amazonian Oompah birds and several species of antipodean caterpillar.... read entire post
pascodelta
posted on Jul 26, 2007
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Noddy is on his way to see his best friend Big-Ears...... read entire post