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Happy holidays! Here's hoping this payday is a nice drop in the old piggybank, at a time when every little bit comes in handy....
Parking Spaces

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter....
Forest Gump and St. Peter

When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you....
The Barber

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome?...
Happy payday, sweetie pie. Here's your Squidcash earned from 06/01/2008 to 06/30/2008. Nice work....
Mental Hospital

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt...
Driving Instruction

A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight....
What Really Matters

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is?...
Airline Fixes

I have a friend who is a very nervous flyer....
Declaration Of Independence Reply

The Court of King George III
London, England

July 10, 1776...
Driving Rules

- A right-lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right...
Legal Quotes

Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses....
Cheeky monkey

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed....
Harvard Grads

Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were all excited and talking effusively as they got into a taxi in downtown Boston....
Kid Bites Back

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child....
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