Sorry to disappoint those avid homosexual octogenarian mammary lovers out there, but McCain's tits just don't do anything for me...... read entire post
javadewd
posted 2 days ago
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Tags: politics, Obama, slavery, taxes, bloviations
The only human being on the planet that can eject a huge turd, yet somehow dupe the media into thinking it's a golden egg that smells like roses.... read entire post
A blow job, some boobs in the face and a cold draft beer will suffice.... read entire post
Here's a few ideas for the idiots who want to change the definition of certain words...... read entire post
Ah, the term "global warming" has been ran away from since its inception nine years ago. Anybody with better than a fifth grade education and a few science classes knows that carbon dioxide isn't the issue, but tell that to idiots like John Kerry and bloc... read entire post
javadewd
posted on Oct 26, 2009
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Tags: puppies, About me, humor, marriage, parenthood
Monday morning musings meets my meager media mood... read entire post
Hey, fuck it, sugar makes you fat, you know, so why don't we just outlaw all sugar and sugar production in the US... Or better yet, we'll just slap you with a sugar tax, because that worked so well for tea back in the mid-1700's you know!... read entire post
javadewd
posted on Oct 20, 2009
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Tags: children, family, pregnancy, parenthood, marriage
At some point you have to succumb to the fact that something is broken. Oh, what is a fixer to do?... read entire post
A few words to the wise regarding cell phone service
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A nightmare story for small business owners just in time for Halloween!... read entire post
javadewd
posted on Oct 15, 2009
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Tags: Obama, politics, flatulating, Vagina, bloviations
Obama goes to New Orleans, blames Bush, dances around the fact that there will be no cost of living increase in social security and then says he'll flip everybody on it a $250 bone that congress can't pass because there is no money left...... read entire post
javadewd
posted on Oct 10, 2009
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Tags: bridge, politics, the SC, bloc, torture
Oh my God! Bloc and I have agreed on "two things in a row." As much as I wish he'd quit beating a dead horse on the whole torture debate and blaming Bush for everything from global warming to the changing of the seasons, where does the line get drawn?... read entire post
javadewd
posted on Sep 28, 2009
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Tags: marriage, religion, homicidal
As much as I thought the stuff they taught would be useful, all it took was 24 hours back home to realize that it was nothing more than post-modernist bullshit. Oh, well.... read entire post
Yet another example of how Global Warming is a big crock of shit...... read entire post
I'm not saying that they deserve the sort of attention they are getting, but come on... They are doing this to themselves.... read entire post
javadewd
posted on Sep 16, 2009
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Tags: marriage, in-laws, religion, family, pregnancy
As part of our premarital counseling through our minister, we agreed to attend a marriage getaway weekend. After the teamwork procrastination, we finally ran out of reasons why we couldn't go. So now we signed up... And Armageddon ensued. What the ...!?... read entire post
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