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I am a Scottish stand-up comic, actor & playwright, also am published author. I work all over the world; Follow my stories daily about my unique life.
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posted 6 days ago
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I was in Aberdeen last week doing a show at the Lemon Tree, a storm lashed the Granite City, and sideways rain like a giant fire hose was drenching each street at a specific annoying angle. The new shopping centre was lovely but unfinished and the cash... read entire post
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posted 9 days ago
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Dear Janey, you are probably sitting listening to a Donny Osmond LP on your big record player and dreaming of becoming a Mormon, flying off to Utah and marrying the toothy singer…it won’t happen, stop crying and dreaming of Salt lake City... read entire post
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posted 12 days ago
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Yes, Christmas has a particular scent, its cinnamon and spices and supermarkets pump it out discreetly in case we forget what the spending season smells like. I hate being manipulated like that don’t you?
Christmas or winter to ... read entire post
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posted on Nov 07, 2009
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Am listening to Jay-Z and I do so love him…Empire State of Mind is awesome…anyway I am sure you are not reading this to find out what music am into.Last week, my ears decided to totally block up with bricks of wax. Yes, I produce more wax... read entire post
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posted on Nov 04, 2009
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I love travelling by train, and last week when I headed up to Hamilton to meet my mates mum, my love was reinforced.As soon as I walked onto the platform at Glasgow central low level trains, I was greeted by a child’s voice shouting “fucksak... read entire post
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posted on Oct 27, 2009
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Today I realised that I had written my 1,000 online blog. It all started in 2004 when I wrote a blog to help me get over writers block when I was writing my autobiography. It turns out I loved the blog and can’t quite let it go. It is syndicated to over... read entire post
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posted on Oct 22, 2009
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Firstly I cannot escape Cheryl Cole’s new single…everywhere in Belfast was battering it out on radio etc…making me insane, though it does sound better after it has been electronically voice tuned - she was shit singing that live.... read entire post
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posted on Oct 19, 2009
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Leeds was sunny and I love autumn, isn’t that something? The drive through Ilkley and Skipton and all across that area with the trees and foliage turning bright gold to vivacious red was awesome. That’s officially me getting old, I am a leaf peeper!... read entire post
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posted on Oct 13, 2009
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Luton has no place for me; I know this because its transport system basically shouted it at me. “Battersea, I don’t think so love?” Luton guffawed and left me standing trying to work out the myriad of buses and trains that get you to fuck out of its... read entire post
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posted on Oct 06, 2009
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I was on the tube in Glasgow (yes we have a tube system, its two wee trains that go round in circles, called the clockwork orange, don’t ask) anyway I stepped onto the train and there was a young teenage boy with an older woman hugging him.... read entire post
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posted on Oct 05, 2009
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My daughter Ashley is better; her swine-flu has finally left her body. I didn’t enjoy her swine-flu period, there were no surrealist paintings or amazing art work- it just made her grumpy, whiney and her hair grew five inches in depth as well as length... read entire post
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posted on Sep 30, 2009
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I am spitting nails about Roman Polanski and the cock sucking Hollywood deadbeats who are calling for this child rapist to be released. He raped a 13 year old girl and then hired a fleet of expensive lawyers to keep up with the extradition laws... read entire post
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posted on Sep 26, 2009
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This blog is in conjunction with the Red Card Campaign on Twitter.Scotland’s domestic abuse statistics rise by 80% after a Rangers and Celtic football match was reported by assistant Chief Constable Neilson of Strathclyde Police. During an O... read entire post
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posted on Sep 21, 2009
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Ashley has been really ill; we didn’t know what to do other than kill her quickly with a firm pillow pressed against her sick face, but husband offered another option, how about we take her to hospital?... read entire post
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posted on Sep 16, 2009
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I want to stop eating bucket loads of biscuits and stop smoking without actually harming someone. Life is odd at the moment, I saw a woman with a funny black hooded hat scream at a cat in the street, the cat stared at her and basically gave her a cat... read entire post