dearalvin's blog
- subscribe
Dear Alvin is the blog of a man who is nearing the end of his patience with feminists.
dearalvin
posted on May 31, 2006
| views: 280
|
Listen, there's a reason why men traditionally don't want to be Mr. Mom. It's because at the end of the day, they would rather work for an asshole than work for a complete bitch.... read entire post
dearalvin
posted on May 25, 2006
| views: 226
|
Well Tubs, all I can say is, your fiance sounds like a typical shallow skinny bitch who worships Nicole Ritchie and doesn't love you for the way you are. Either that or you're a fat bastard who does need to lose weight in order to look socially... read entire post
dearalvin
posted on May 15, 2006
| views: 414
|
Well Curious, unfortunately, in this world, men were created to hunt and poke around until they decide to settle down. We were given penises shaped like swords to do just that, to poke and probe around.... read entire post
dearalvin
posted on May 10, 2006
| views: 616
|
Well well well, looks like you got yourself one of those insensitive, selfish, hardcore feminist uptight prudes.... read entire post
dearalvin
posted on May 04, 2006
| views: 280
|
Well Schmuck, hate to tell you, but it ain't worth it. Women have this thing where they pigeon-hole men into these categories weeks after meeting them.... read entire post
dearalvin
posted on May 03, 2006
| views: 1202
|
Well Reader, there's no easy way to dump someone. You either have to be quick and somewhat painless or slow and painful, which is quite evil. I've had to do it many-a-time myself, and these are the ways that have worked, based on years of testing by... read entire post
dearalvin
posted on May 02, 2006
| views: 224
|
Well Reader, I probably shouldn't be giving you advice on dating minors since this could ruin my career, my life, and my chances with women, but since you asked and I've dedicated a part of my life to giving advice and opinions through this blog... read entire post
dearalvin
posted on Apr 30, 2006
| views: 464
|
Hey Reader, nice question, and the answer is why the hell not? MILFs are great to date for various reasons. In fact, they may be the best types of chicks to date. First of all, MILFs are hot. That's how they get the name "MILF." Secondly, because of... read entire post
dearalvin
posted on Apr 24, 2006
| views: 224
|
I used to do bookkeeping and I know that women don't earn less than men. Some women actually earn more than men, so your claim is based on ignorance.... read entire post
dearalvin
posted on Apr 23, 2006
| views: 453
|
Well Reader, no. I love women, and I think they are generally wonderful. I just can't get over women who want to be men or just like men. Women and men are inherently different, so why try to become one or the other? just accept your role in life.... read entire post
dearalvin
posted on Apr 17, 2006
| views: 186
|
Well Indecisive, this is a question that has plagued men for centuries. For some reason, women seem to have cultivated the notion that playing hard to get is the way to get men. Well it's not...... read entire post
dearalvin
posted on Apr 13, 2006
| views: 198
|
Well Reader, contrary to what you might think, this theory has nothing to do with imbibing or ingesting. This brilliant theory states that Men are comparable to wine and women comparable to cheese. Simply put, men get finer and more desirable with age... read entire post
dearalvin
posted on Apr 12, 2006
| views: 150
|
Well Coworker, the fact that you asked me this today confirms the fact that your a complete imbecile and quite possibly gay. Was this a rhetorical question? Since we were talking about the topic of dating, the answer is clearly "beauty."... read entire post
dearalvin
posted on Apr 11, 2006
| views: 616
|
Dear Alvin, why are loose women sluts and loose men casanovas? - Female Friend... read entire post