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Id also like to mention that once youve reached the advanced age of 70, there is very few women who will want to see you naked unless your paying them.
This goes for nurses OR prostitutes. Neither of which I am.

I dont mind talking to...
It certainly has been a while since Ive posted. Lets see whats happened shall we?

My doctor thinks Ive had a miscarriage. Im extremely unhappy about this.
Im still angry at J because shes being a stupid cunt about this new boyfriend....
she smelled like arm pits but I bit her anyway.
Thats how my day went....
Satan came acalling
and I, instead of balling
Lifted my knees
Pretty as you please
and came like water falling...
Theres His Story..
Theres Her Story...

Then theres the REAL STORY.
Remember that....
I had to say it again. Yes her and I could be friends, we DO have tons in common. But what we have most in common will keep us from being close. That is YOU. I know the girl hates me. Hates that Im pretty, hates that Im smart, hates that he goes out of...
maybe its just me, but once youve had whats considered the absolute best of the best, everything else kinda looks like shit. Which is why its so hard to impress me.

Hell Ive fucked the Devil, and he was good. Damned good. Id do it again. as...
Ever just read something that makes your bile want to spew forth? I just did. Ive managed to restrain myself. Yes Im shocked too.

Still makes me want to kick that cunt in the face though. If heaven is givin gold stars I should get one today....
J is searching for a new dom. Of the male persuasion. She thinks shes found one thats up to par. So he shows up, is going to spend 2 weeks at the house. What happens the one time I go visit? He starts to attempt to show his "domliness" to me....
I wish H would find a girlfriend. Someone else he can focus on for a while. Im worried about J. Hes changing. Trying to grow up...at his midthirties. Personally I think it may be too late to start. Im worried about the other J as well with the new boyfr...
like socks? like puppets?
Get your porn here!...
At least padded walls are clean
life's easier with Thorazine
A shot and a smile
before I hit the tile...
In an effort to find something to amuse me, I browsed a chat room or two. This is all I found.

Penis=CustardGun.

Im my own tough crowd tonight....
There is a massive gulf between poly and open. Some folks will say they are poly when they are just open and wanting a quick shag off you. Which is a big reason I almost never mix sex with my sadism.

By the way, swingers who do the S/m thing...
Since no one knows me here, Im going to share something horrid. Ready?

There are some seriously yucky people showing up to get naked and spanked in public. I dont usually do those munch type things for this reason. I only go to certain venue...
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