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i'll put on my wife-beater and slap you 'round the trailer!!
amyispretty
posted on Jun 14, 2008
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Bethany forwarded me one of her text conversations the other night. This is some of the funniest shit I've seen, and I've saved it to post here. But first, some background.She met Big Mike a month or two ago. They've hung out a couple times, h... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Jun 08, 2008
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The best part is when the plane takes off. Ok, coming back from Colorado, there is a raised security level. From what I can gather, this means that they are now asking us if there are any liquids in our carry on luggage and make us stand in this ... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on May 19, 2008
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I've been given permission to write about an unfortunate sexcapade Bethany has had. This took place about a week ago. She works w/this guy named Xanax. We began calling him that b/c she invited him over one night and he was acting all crazy. He... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on May 19, 2008
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It's been awhile since I've written, and a lot of funny shit has gone down. I don't really know where to start, but Crustine seems as good a place as any.I met Crustine almost a year ago. She began dating my bf's friend T, and came over the house... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Apr 13, 2008
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It starts with neither Bethany nor I knowing how to roll a cigarette. We're at a bar, she's drinking vodka/dietcoke, I'm drinking gin/sprite. We're buzzed, I'm searching the bar for someone who may know how to roll. There's this obese, sloppy, retarde... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Apr 11, 2008
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I had to go to court as a witness today. My bf is suing his ex employer for back pay, medical bills and an escrow account. The guys being sued are two brothers who own the company. (It's a towing company.) The one I kind of know... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Apr 08, 2008
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I typed out an entire post with all my updates, but something is wrong with this laptops keyboard. I shifted my hands wrong and it disappeared. So I've condensed it. Cause I'm not typing all that shit again. Skin disease-gone
Shitty cowor... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Mar 28, 2008
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It feels like I'm being punished for something. I have some weird skin disease, there is no other explanation. All red on the back and side of my neck, face all blotchy, and it is burning. I'm running a fever, sneezing, coughing, lot... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Mar 24, 2008
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Well, today anyway. I have tomorrow off too but the day is already jam packed with what needs doing, so I'm not sure it's really a day off at all. Today has flown by like nothing. That's the trouble with days off. They end.... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Mar 21, 2008
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Looking back through my entries, I realize I sound kind of bipolar. It looks so bad it kind of makes me laugh. It's because I always feel like writing if I'm angry or upset, but not that often when I'm happy. I also have to leave a who... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Mar 12, 2008
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No fun. I've been having no fun. Things have been kinda sucking. I've been angry all day, and I can't let myself be. Even reading George Carlin at work isn't helping much. Thoughts gone awry. I need to find my happy p... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Feb 24, 2008
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Feeling much better. I don't know why, there's no explanation, just 'poof' I'm ok again. I've been exercising a lot and drinking a lot of whiskey. Well,... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Feb 19, 2008
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I called in sick to work for the first time today. And I'm planning on doing it again tomorrow. I am feeling bad. Real bad. Unfortunately, evidence is beginning to accumulate to support shims theory that I am, in fact, retarded.... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Feb 17, 2008
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Am I seeing this right? 29 days this Feb.???This has been the worst Feb. in years. I guess it could always be worse, but that doesn't mean right now isn't pretty fucking shitty. In the 10 years I've lived in VA, the only one wh... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Feb 15, 2008
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Trying to keep a sense of humor here, but God, Feb. sucks.... read entire post