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i'll put on my wife-beater and slap you 'round the trailer!!
amyispretty
posted 5 days ago
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Highschool Memory:Piglett and Aaron were, I believe, one grade ahead of me. Piglett was tall, fat, looked about 40, and just a bad, shitty person. (Maybe she's grown up and changed, that I do not know, but she was a see you next tuesday wi... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Nov 04, 2009
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bored, messing w/people on yahoo chat again... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Oct 24, 2009
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i'm wondering who came up with this, why, and how people can actually believe this would work. they still do this in wales!! (allegedly) i wanna go to a sin-eating party...... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Oct 04, 2009
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So the other night me and Tracey are driving around just visiting random people that we know. She decides we should go hang out with her friend David. The only thing I know about this guy is that he's white, around our age, and missing a front tooth.... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Sep 27, 2009
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It starts with me letting Tracey talk me into joining this dating/social networking website. I really ought to know better by this point, but I'm like, 'hey, why the f not? Might be fun!!' So it starts.... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Sep 19, 2009
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This has been a horrible week. Just really, really bad. Like a nightmare I can't wake up from, every single fucking day.... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Sep 19, 2009
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I smoke and I drink. And every time I blink. I have a tiny dream.... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Sep 01, 2009
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I'm tired of driving so far to work. I can't even describe how tired. I'm tired of talking to the technically challenged over the phone. I need to find a way to go part time again. Or stop staying out all night. That's not likely, since I finally ha... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Aug 14, 2009
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I woke up yesterday and there was a church pamphlet stuck in between my screen and regular door. And it was all about satan!! It said stuff like not to use crystal balls or oujia boards because they are tools of satan. As well as psychics. Apparentl... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Aug 09, 2009
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..and you're driving by a sign for route 666, so you stop the car and he gets out and makes all these crazy satanic hand gestures standing by the sign while you take pictures and suddenly a church van rolls slowly by?... read entire post
amyispretty
posted on Aug 08, 2009
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He says:I can write like Stephen King. Just take an ordinary object and imagine it possessed! Like a wheelbarrow. A haunted wheelbarrow. It rolls around by itself and scoops people up, then takes them for a ride. At first they're all like, 'Wo... read entire post