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Anybody here ever have a slow day at work and killed some time by rubbing one out in the mens/ladies room?...
I have a story...... and a fetish..............
Something I saw on TV a few months ago has been in the back of my mind ever since I saw it. Larry King was interviewing somebody, I can't remember who it was and they were talking about Jesus. Larry King said "Remember the Jews gave you Jesus." He said t...
I do not in any way endorse taking ones own life. I cannot imagine ANYTHING that would make me want to do that....
Executions have always held a morbid fascination for me for some reason. The thought of being put to death is terrifying, but there are so many ways that it can be done....
I have been contimplating a theory of mine that breasts of the female human have some sort of magical powers. This may seem ridiculous at first, but follow me............
Castro, voting, L7, Anna Nicole Smith, American Idol...
Who's got tattoos?? When did you get them? Where did you get them? Do you regret them? Do you want more? Do you want one but you are a total wuss??...
I guess you could call me insensitive, you may even call me racist, but what you can definately call me is uncaring....
I know everybody has problems, but the person I most pity is Laura Bush. Does anyone realize that this is the poor woman that GW has sex with???? Imagine for a moment what the hell that must be like. GW, naked and grinding away on top of you. This is th...
This whole Iraq business is a bucket of shit. Does anyone think it's a little strange that America plays the role of world police? We are here in Iraq (and yes I am in fucking Ira right now) trying to stabalize a democracy in the Middle East. As silly as...
Seems we're overdue for an assassination. The last attempt was Reagan, and before that were two attempts on Ford. The last president to be gunned down was JFK and that was over 40 years ago!

I'm actually shocked that no serious attempt has be...
I can't help it and I have no shame. I love big huge breasts. They excite me like no ther part of the female body. I love to watch them bounce when she is walking and I love the sight of them flopping up and down during sex. NOTHING beats a nice big pai...
The Iraq war and illegal immigration seem to be the most talked about issues on the news. Here is my solution.

Round up every illegal Mexican in America, put them on planes and dump them in Bagdhad. Imagine millions of Catholic Mexicans sprea...