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I am just some guy. Anything else, ask and you shall know. However, I AM a SuperGenius, so you should probably read this.
GumpyJumptooth
posted on Sep 22, 2007
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Great news! They just found the body of Christine Boskoff! Super experienced climber who went to China with her super experienced climber boyfriend! Only been missing 5 months in the snow!... read entire post
GumpyJumptooth
posted on May 01, 2007
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It should be intuitively obvious to even the most casual observer that mom is dumber than a bag of hammers.She spends MONTHS spinelessly championing a cretin of the highest order and JUST RECENTLY realizes the guy is a lying sack of shit so... read entire post
GumpyJumptooth
posted on Jan 21, 2007
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Anyone who's been a police officer, or even a retired one, knows what a bad idea it is to threaten people. ESPECIALLY with your position on the force. Even WORSE idea if you're an imposter.... read entire post
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posted on Jan 19, 2007
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Fake cop? Probably. Fake everything else? Definitely. Being tracked down for overt threats? I think so. But, he was warned.... read entire post
GumpyJumptooth
posted on Jan 16, 2007
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Ever notice how police and soliders want everyone to kiss their ass simply for doing their jobs? Ever also notice how they always break those pesky rules?... read entire post
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posted on Jan 13, 2007
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Sniffle. Wah. I (sob) don't like it when Soulcast isn't just all kissyface. ASSKISSY FACE. Some people can't function without somebody else's tongue up their bung.... read entire post
GumpyJumptooth
posted on Jan 07, 2007
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Clearly, this competition has been skewed in favor of certain individuals with a MONUMENTAL advantage...... read entire post
GumpyJumptooth
posted on Jan 07, 2007
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Such a night. Such a surprise. Such a shame to go...... read entire post
GumpyJumptooth
posted on Jan 05, 2007
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Thanks to this special course, translating silverwhisper's self-serving wall of bullshit is now easier than ever!... read entire post
GumpyJumptooth
posted on Jan 05, 2007
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You want thrills? Cool. You want adventure? Even friggin' better. You can have them all. It's called a freakin' LOCATOR BEACON and it's what separates dead douchebags from rescued adventurers.... read entire post
GumpyJumptooth
posted on Jan 05, 2007
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Filled with red-hot rhetorical expertise from one of the world’s leading self-proclaimed experts, I used it on fellow travelers…will I use “gorilla balls intellect” on Former Sen. Al D’Amato?... read entire post
GumpyJumptooth
posted on Jan 05, 2007
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People sometimes don't think the impossible can happen. Luckily, for us, George Bush is not one of those people. He has an agenda where the unthinkable dream is just a wish away...... read entire post
GumpyJumptooth
posted on Jan 04, 2007
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Even the most stupid people should be able to use their fucking head once in a while.... read entire post
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posted on Jan 04, 2007
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Take one miserable cunt. Throw in a pompous nepotistic hypocrite who defends them even when they're wrong! Stir liberally and reveal someone's identity--then see what happens!... read entire post
GumpyJumptooth
posted on Jan 04, 2007
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What's the difference between a skilled teacher and the world's greatest self-proclaimed expert in rhetoric? THE RESULTS, that's what! The rhetoric expert vs. Jaime Escalante....... read entire post