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I AM THE PREZEDINT OF TEXAS and THIS HERE AMAIR-IKA!'m az brite az kan bee.Jennna iz mi doter.I luv 2 shop at WALL-MART with the munee U pay MEE!
GEORGEBUSH
posted on Jun 30, 2008
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I don't have a problim unless my wife is hear.I'm drunk allot.I run the country smashed.Hillary will be VP. Just watch and sea them solve the porblum i worked so hard to create. Soulcast is being over run with mambie pambie do gooders. Kan i arress them?... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on Jun 21, 2008
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I think I will not step down.I'm making to much muney when sober.I'm drinking now though.I am da prezidunt. RE-spect mi... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on Jun 20, 2008
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The GOP blames me for everthing.It's not my fault.Mcie CAINis two old i guess.Iz tis ny fault 2?
Gas prices may be a little my doing,butt I make money. Leave me alone!... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on Jun 09, 2008
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There is no way that my country will vote 4 a black president. The $ boyz will put a stop to this. Is Obamer a black J.F.Kennedy? I don't think I'll leave the wite houze. I've got more money to make from gas companies.I'll rule 3 terms and beyond!... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on May 30, 2008
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i want to take over the wurld and controol it like i do Dik ChAINIE.Bomb it all and raise the price of gas? my money will trump everything. What shoud I nuclearize first? L.A.?... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on May 23, 2008
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I tink i should wipe out the Muzlims,Europe,the Cubans,Mexico,Russia,China,Afganistan,America and loot all of da money!i can get the gas prices up higher if i want to,and i'm not going to leave the white houze.
There's not a dam thing anyone... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on May 10, 2008
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When the bastard was viziting and was having dinner at thr White House i gave him a gass of toilet water at dinner,and he asked for seconds.... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on May 05, 2008
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Gamez are being played by the NEO-LIBS.They use the stupid word RAINBOW. I hate rainboz. It's a waste of money- to pay to have them in the sky.... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on May 03, 2008
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I woke up this morning all alone.Washinton nights aren't a dreamers dream.I was listening to STEPHEN KINGS radio station out of MAINE.Good Rock n' Roll.It got me in the zone.... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on May 03, 2008
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If i waz a cirkus ride i would be a MARRY GOROUND.Why do i ________ing say this?Shut the _______UP! i kan say whadeveah i want!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The mother_____ing secrut survus will be all over this crap.Big Dick Cheney has no idea that i blog.Di... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on May 02, 2008
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I have made some mistakes,but does this mean i hav to be lonely all the time? i will be leaving da wite houze before long,butt i still get yearlie chex! some soulcasters are downright roode two me.What is being gained by this beehavyor?Al-kida is nicer... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on May 01, 2008
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I'm Georges speech writer LESTER COWLICK.Call me L.C.I will be around from time to time to say what George can't really find the words for.
George wanted to change his name to GAYLORD GASSBLASTER,but I suggested that he pick another name. Ob... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on May 01, 2008
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Why wood any wone want to empeech mee? I started a goood war,and slew allot of AL-kydas.I am da new "fresh prinz".Obummah will neva bee as good az mee.I can start a war wid 1 fell swoop.I used 2 date Woopie Goldburger...i evun did free base wid hur!... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on Apr 30, 2008
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everyone likes me 4 my brane.i fot in 4 warz.i luv dis wor!i enjoy looking in da mirror.i be da man!
wat do U think of mee?... read entire post
GEORGEBUSH
posted on Apr 30, 2008
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I went to war in I-RACK because Saddam tried to kill my daddy.I left the poppies alone in Afganistan because I might want to use Heroin in the future.
I'm an oil man and I want to see the price of gas go up.
The secret service wipes my ... read entire post