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My mom aware of my long, slow climb up the economic ladder and seeming confinement to customer service jobs again tried to advise me to apply for state and federal jobs, hospital work, etc. She retired from teaching nine years ago after 20+ years as...
Favorite sex videos. This will be an ever-growing list. So, don't stay away. Come (Cum) back again....
"Science of Mind." That's what they call that branch of metaphysics or "New Thought" involving affirmations or "scientific prayer" and visualizing what you desire. It comprises Divine Science, Religious Science, Christian Science and Unity. I believe...
I've had payroll issues with Chase since I left the company in November 2007. In the month since I left Chase they sent me letters requesting repayment of vacation hours they said I was paid and had not accrued. This was false, and it took much calling...
I need to get laid. I crave an intelligent, sweet-hearted woman with a huge sex drive for some mutually satisfying adult fun. With my luck I'd find a freak when such a woman was the furthest thing from my mind. Where are the freaks when you need one? I'...
Women I'd like to see in an orgy are Beyonce, Kellis, Jessica Alba, Rachael Ray and L'il Kim to name a few. What women or men would you like to have an orgy with?...
When Hillary Clinton was First Lady I thought she was haughty, uptight. I uOne reason she's lagging in the primaries is because much of America also sees her that way. She seems to be a woman in need of a few good orgasms. Maybe that would humanize her....
How do I hate she? Let me count the ways:...
I should do this more often. That is writing for writing's sake. This is who I am and what I do. What's written may or may not make sense. It doesn't matter. What matters is writing for practice. So, pardon me if I ramble occasionally. What I'll do here...
Don't teach your children anything but the bare-boned basics, if even that. Anything else your children need to know they can get from other misinformed, ignorant people.
Smack your children regularly. Your children will do wrong. Smack them when ...
Global warming? You kidding? In this part of South Central Texas it's cold as fuck (in the low 30s). We've had quite a bit of cold weather this winter. Br-r-r-r-r. Besides central heating maybe I need a hot woman. Bring that hot pussy over here....
So, is Fuddrucker's "the world's greatest hamburger," as their sign says. Locally I would have to count Burger Boy and Krystal's among my favorites. Chris Madrid's Burgers are popular here. I've eaten there once, Who makes the best burger in your town?...
If the world went crazy

Movie lines such as "You may be my mom, but you're a mom I'd like to fuck."
Song lyrics such as "So, Harmonica from Santa Monica was walking with a puto...
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In the last seven years we've seen a 9/11 terrorist attack on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, a postal anthrax scare and a protracted "war on terrorism" in Iraq. Meanwhile, Osama Been Forgotten is still wandering about. Personally, I've had a de...
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