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If I were 'functional' or 'well-adjusted', I probably wouldn't feel the need to write this. I probably wouldn't be sitting on these dead bees, either.
Brownian
posted on Sep 15, 2006
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"In life, sometimes you have no choice but to kick the plastic cup sitting suspiciously in the cheap theatre's parking lot, even if you're more than 74% sure that the amber liquid inside is urine"—Grandma Brownian... read entire post
Brownian
posted on Sep 07, 2006
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I must like to suffer. That's the only possible explanation for the fact that I am hung over as all hell and listening to Ministry while I work.... read entire post
Brownian
posted on Aug 23, 2006
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Sometimes, when I'm lying awake at night, after contemplating my mortality and why only the tops of my shoulders are devoid of hair, I like to imagine what my day would be like if I lived in...THE FUTURE! in SPACE!... read entire post
Brownian
posted on Aug 18, 2006
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Without Resorting to Racism, Sexual Harassment, or Profanity.What follows are lessons on shocking and/or amusing co-workers without having to depend on the tired clichés of racist or sexist comments, or outright disagreeability. Each lesson... read entire post
Brownian
posted on Aug 17, 2006
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Death by Dog, the newest offering by celebrated playwright Christian Zyp, opens tomorrow in the Underdog of the Black Dog Freehouse. This sordid tale of mystery and murder stars yours truly and a bunch of other people as a motley collection of strangers..... read entire post
Brownian
posted on Aug 11, 2006
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With the latest craze in Hollywood bringing our favourite comics to the big screen, I've seen some great film adaptations of comic characters (the Spiderman series, the X-Men series, The Passion of the Christ), and some not-so-great adaptations (Daredevil... read entire post
Brownian
posted on Aug 09, 2006
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A Look at the Numbers that Shape My World†—Other Than the 6-Dimensional Calabi-Yau ManifoldMonday, July 31, through Sunday, August 8, 2006.
-Distance traveled by land in kilometres (miles): 315 (195)
-By sea: 42 (26)
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Brownian
posted on Jul 28, 2006
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If I were a freezer salesman, serial killers would be my target market....... read entire post
Brownian
posted on Jul 28, 2006
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Today they podcast the last of the Adicolor short film series. They're part of an adidas ad compaign in which seven different directors were each given carte blanche to create a short film expressing a single colour.... read entire post
Brownian
posted on Jul 28, 2006
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So, like, I'm a whore. Yes, you read that right. I'm a filthy, dirty, slutty, bruised-kneed, on-my-back-workin', pimp-punched, cop-groped, dumpster-daycaring, caseworker's worst nightmare whore. Also, I'll sell myself for money....... read entire post
Brownian
posted on Jul 28, 2006
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My long-time reader† will remember that I have a deep-rooted interest in all things chemical and biological, experiment-wise. This is particularly true when the biology and chemistry in question are my own...... read entire post
Brownian
posted on Jul 28, 2006
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Those of you who know me know that I am a kind, compassionate, patient, man, but there really should be two lines at Starbucks, one for people who just want a cup of coffee, and another for the vapid and insipid human cholesterol that usually clog...... read entire post
Brownian
posted on Jul 27, 2006
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I am at work.There has to be some reason, beyond my Holy Thursday, Good Friday, and Easter Sunday consumption of beer, why I can't remember what the hell I'm supposed to be doing here.... read entire post
Brownian
posted on Jul 27, 2006
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Sorry folks, but I don't have a lot of time today. I gotta find somebody who can exchange thirty pieces of silver. There used to be these guys at the temple...... read entire post
Brownian
posted on Jul 27, 2006
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Since notating dance requires a bunch of wacky symbols or expensive computer software, I'm going to have to use emoticons. To fully appreciate the subtext and meaning of the dance, you should read it while listening to Kylie Minogue's hit single...... read entire post